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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
no these are mine tongue get your own wink peace
Do you think people see the same colours? Like is my orange the same as your orange?

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Oh man! I've wondered that so many times! Maybe we'll never know...

Why is there a song in my head?

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because you arent really a person. you're a radio.

Why cant i get dsl?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


i_might_be_wrongmember
19 posts
Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, England


Posted:
Because you always wear a condom

Why is my shower broken?

Hello, My name's Tim and I'm a criminal
in the eyes of society I should be in jail,
for the choice of herbs I inhale


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Those gnomes are at work yet again... ubblol
Guess what?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
you're asleep, and so am i?

Why?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
BECAUSE!

Why do I get tired when I wiggle like this?
Non-Https Image Link

Let's relight this forum ubblove


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because the moon is in phase with saturn, uranus, and alpha centuri.

who do people that cant dance get said to have two left feet? why not two right feet?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
cos with two right feet they would have been able to make the right moves

when will i find a job?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
523 years, 18 months, 47 days, and 25 hours ago.

What time is it on the moon?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


i_might_be_wrongmember
19 posts
Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, England


Posted:
yesterday, at around 5pm

how many fingers am I holding up?

Hello, My name's Tim and I'm a criminal
in the eyes of society I should be in jail,
for the choice of herbs I inhale


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
11

why is a jumper called a jumper. why not call it, saay, a tractor?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
cause then what would we call the tractor?

why do people suck?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


bubblishisFalse Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City


Posted:
becuase they don't get enough sex and they wear uncomfortable shoes.

how long will it take to reach enlightenment?


All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
.003 of a millisecond. problem is, we dont know hot to get there.

why do poi have to hurt so much?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
two ticks longer than it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!



why do my roommates dog's think it's ok to leave 100 pounds of hair on the ground right after i sweep?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
because you obviously didnt do a good enough job!

what's the derivative of:
3 / e^2x^(3)-1

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Pudding (custard to be exact) tongue @ Bug


when is the right time?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
The right time is now for Custard!! Licky licky!! ubbloco

Which is better? Hot custard or cold custard??? confused

Let's relight this forum ubblove


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Cold! But then i like everything cold. ubblove

Where's the cream filling?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
hot custard with a dash of lemonade and a gravy chaser! beerchug

Why is it so hard to keep my eyes open?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
becuase they're shut.

why is it that every time i try & post on this thread two people have answered that same question & i don't know which one to answer?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because we don't like you tongue

why should I stay in math class right now?

beerchug

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because if you dont, then you'll rely on calculators for your whole life.

Why cant firebreathing be less dangerous?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
it would be if you were a dragon.


why can't we all live in peace...

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
can't think of a stupid answer. oh yeah! ubbidea Because people are stupid!!

Should I press the button??

Let's relight this forum ubblove


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
YES! go on....you know you wan't to.

why did my friend just send me a nasty picture of some deaded? rolleyes

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
cuz the boor hog are seasonal.

If you could live on the moon would you ever come home?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
no, because if i lived on the moon i would be home by now!


Are there gaseous clouds around uranus? ubbangel

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
only ones full of assparagus meteors



Something for the weekend?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


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