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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because secretly you did do it and want everyone to know! wink

Can bats fly if their wings have holes in???

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
yes they can the only affect the holes have on their flying is that they end up flying in half sircles.

why dont i know what question to ask?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because your affraid you might get a stupid answer

Why do I have the hiccups?

You bastard!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Simple. The sun decided that today was going to be flurple, and really cold outside (it feels about 4 degrees, but is prolly 15 or so, which isnt that cold for everyone else, but this is australia, where its been hitting 30-odd for the last few days), and the little hiccup men dont like being cold, plus one of them is studing for a phd, and wants to find out what colour burple really is. confused

Why are bananas bent?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
cos if they werent they wouldnt have looked like bananas.

why is everyone asking so many questions?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
cos you drank all the mountain dew. frown

where's sweden?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
A little left of Carroten

Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has
those thing'ies hanging down. Think I'll pull on 'em and drink whatever
comes out"

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
the same person who decided the walls of a bee's house taste good on toast. biggrin

what's 6 times 9?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
42 - in base 13 i think :P

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
no, God sewed a big shiney button on them instead

if cows sleep whilst staningup, and sit down when its raining, what do they do when their sleeping and it starts to rain?

Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
of course they did, how else would they make babies?

would a plant grow faster on the surface of the sun?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Umm, maybe. I think it would be hard to water it though.

(ps, there is a way to make 6*9=42
Let 6=1+5 and let 9=8+1
therefore 6*9=1+5*8+1
therefore using bodmas 6*9=1+40+1
therefore 6*9=42 smile)

Can someone invent fire poi that are soft? Im sick of hitting myself

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
Quote:

(ps, there is a way to make 6*9=42
Let 6=1+5 and let 9=8+1
therefore 6*9=1+5*8+1
therefore using bodmas 6*9=1+40+1
therefore 6*9=42 )





that rocks.

and for an answer...

get linux. problem solved.

why do things bounce when you don't want them to, and when you want them to they don't?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
for the same reason that when you drop a piece of buttered toast, it always lands buttered side down. I think its got something to do with Murphy's 452e^xth law.

just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
no ones knows, enough until its full

why is it cold in winter and hot in summer and sometimes both in both?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
easy. the scientific boffins turn the sun down. of course, when they get bored with simple up, down, up, down, sometimes they jiggle things about a bit,

Is light an abscence of dark, or is dark an abscence of light?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
dark is the absence of pie.

if computers have a motherboard, don't they also need a fatherboard?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
not sure depends on wether the glass is half full or half empty...

why does the sound of water give some people the urge to pee?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
hmm. i could go back to the little men here, but that might be counterproductive. or something. i reckon its due to the fact that the frequencies of the sound created by falling water cause a massive, rapid bladder pulsing. this, in turn, stimulates the need to go to the toilet.

do evil people know that they're evil, or do they think that they're doing good?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
yes

why don't cheerios sink?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
cos they chose to float

Quote:

hmm. do evil people know that they're evil, or do they think that they're doing good?


reminded me about something that i really would like to know.

do ugly people know that theyre ugly? (terrible of me i know, but i really wonder about that one>..)

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
only if they're in a house made of talking mirrors.

are swedish fish really from sweden?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
no they are actually from the north pole

do the human feet really consist of 48 bones

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
no, they consist of i big foot bone that has alot of hinges!





How come i feel nice enough to send elanna my entire music collection?
EDITED_BY: -VT- (1082090413)

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
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Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because your just a generally nice person.................

How come gold fish can swim so good?

You bastard!


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
They don't... It's just an act...

Why do I always lose a single sock when I really need a pair??? rolleyes

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
coz odd socks are more fun smile (and you twirl your socks till they're dizzy so sooner or later they'll they whirl off into oblivion tongue)



But are you sure you're loosing a sock and not in fact finding a new one?
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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
you can never be sure. its something only the sock knows.

why do elephants cook 5 course means when the serenade fish?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Red_RaveNGOLD Member
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia


Posted:
instinct, pure instinct..

Why are there no polarbears in the desert?

Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
the sand is bad for their complexion.

what exactly is the job of the welfare co-ordinator at my school?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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