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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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DavidJNolan


DavidJNolan

Precision instrument of speed and aromatics
Location: Vienna

Total posts: 240
Posted:for the same reason that a green house isn't green

Why don't apples come in regulation sizes for easier storage?


Not a spinner!

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:because you can't store spheres neatly whatever their size.

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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DavidJNolan


DavidJNolan

Precision instrument of speed and aromatics
Location: Vienna

Total posts: 240
Posted:Because then they'd get confused with mice

How many roads must a man walk down?


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artindoril


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Total posts: 117
Posted:42

If you stand at the north pole then which way is east?


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DavidJNolan


DavidJNolan

Precision instrument of speed and aromatics
Location: Vienna

Total posts: 240
Posted:to the left

Why do we use the word up to mean up?


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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Because it doesnt rhyme with Bum...

Why is it that my leg sometimes twitches in my sleep?


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted:how do you know it twitches when you're asleep?

why is it raining all day?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:god had too much to drink......

do i have to go to work today?


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted:considering all that rain, you might just as well swim

where can I get some inspiration from?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:here



how big is a bumblebee's spleen?


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:as big as my tackle.... my fishing tackle that is wink

Is it safe to share a tent with Freya?


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burningham


burningham

Second wave. DIVE!


Total posts: 132
Posted:freyed knot.

Is marshmallow made from marshes?


Hello?

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted: Written by: awaken


just me, would be fine thanks Burningham.

What is great than god
More evil than the devil
Rich people need it
Poor people have it
and if you eat it, you'll die?



Nothing!

Sorry, though, I'm pagan so I don't do the God/Devil thing.

Be that as it may,
You're flying thru the desert in a canoe and the wheels fall off and you have to make a crash landing. How many tomatoes in a shoebox?

ubbrollsmile


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:3'000'999 and one! wink

Wow how long has it been since i posted anything on Hop???


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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iansmith


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Total posts: 90
Posted:I would imagine it's several inches long. Why can you quite easily see the sun and moon when they're umpteen thousand miles away?

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Seabadger


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Total posts: 25
Posted:The light rays spread out and make them look bigger rolleyes



What is the best excuse for getting off PE lessons?

EDITED_BY: Seabadger (1159815796)


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Thumperabbit
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales

Total posts: 278
Posted:I have Piles which my Captain say's will get worse if I work too hard....

How on earth do you tie a Tie?


The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Here: http://www.tie-a-tie.net/
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What would happen if you buttered a cats back and you dropped it? (keeping in mind the two theorems that toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet)


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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:The cat would invert itself therefor landing feet first but also buttered side down!! Stupid enough for ya ubbloco
ubblol ubblol

At what point on the earth does the time zones decide to count the opposite way? Does that make sense.
If i could be here in australia then without the pressure of time be in america. I would have gone back in time (theorectically gaining somewhere around 10 hours), so if i kept travelling the same way and ended back in australia i'd be back at around the same time i left. (but in theory i've lost 10 hours) So at what point do i start losing time?

Hope your head hurts as much as mine after that!!!! ubblol ubblol ubblol


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I think on most world maps there are time lines...i'm guessing it's once you cross those lines do you lose said hours but it covers a large area of land and sea. It would be very difficult and time consuming to calculate the exact hours & minutes lost for every geographical place within that time zone....

apologies for the waffle answer but that question really did brain my hurt :P

Would Jedi suffer from visual impairment since they're constantly wielding brightly lit weaponry?


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:No they wear sunglasses. Especially as they are out in space with no ozone layer.

Where do dust bunnies come from?


Quid Pro Quo
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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Dust Bunnies come from Dust Warrens. You can tell when a dust bunny has been in your local vicinity when it is covered in a modest layer of dust.

Is 'lump' a standard unit of measurement? Or is it just used for hot beverages in conjunction with sugar?


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miesta


miesta

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Total posts: 101
Posted:A 'lump' is equal to the size of plum, the word came from someone who had a speech impediment, and saw a plum on someones head and called it a lump accidentally. from that came a scientifically accepted volume of measurement that is called a lump, i think its equal to 11.78cm squared.



what kind of dogs get fleas?


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Dog fish.

How did the power rangers get a mystic force?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Through bad acting.

Am I procrastinating?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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georgemc
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch

Total posts: 2387
Posted:As always.

Why is Rouge always procrastinating?


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:because procrastinating is always better than doing

who invented the 'why did the chicken cross the road?' joke, and why?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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O.B.E.S.E.

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Posted:someone who was struggling with causality.

why are male peacocks prettier than female peacocks?


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Because a female one is really called a peahen. much less jokes there.

Why are there less jokes there? wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Coz you're not being funny... help footinmouth



why is water wet?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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