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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Eat Jesus.

How about you?


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:not sure coz I haze no idea what a klondike bar is

Who would win a fight between the Power Rangers and the Transformers (assume equal number of combatants)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:um the power rangers of course....well the second generation with the green ranger.



How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


O.B.E.S.E.

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there

Total posts: 383
Posted:It depends if you start from the inside.

If the man that invented the drawing board had got it wrong then what would he have gone back too?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Step 1.

at the north pole which direction is south


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Don't try find out.. if you do, you'll wind up even dizzier than you are you begin with..

And pretty cold to boot.



What have I done with my contact ball? I can't find it..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:I don't actually know what you've done with it but you should probably spend less time playing with your ball and more time playing with somebody elses balls spank


Why do I have such a dirty mind?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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rainbowgirl


rainbowgirl

member
Location: London/Southend-on-sea

Total posts: 70
Posted:because you ran out of mind soap years ago, then the company stopped making ti so now everyones minds are just getting dirtier and dirtier!



If someone inhaled a rainbow, would the sun shine out of their bum?


You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there

Total posts: 383
Posted:No but they might start sh*&%ing skittles!!! eek

If man desended from apes then why do we still have apes?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Because you never paid attention in biology. tongue
Please don't try figure it out, or apes may cease to exist.


Why do unexplained bruises keep appearing on my arms?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because you keep getting unexplained bumps

Why do all of my socks have holes in them?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Because they're more aerodynamic that way

Why are pomegranates so wierd inside?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:They probably think you're weird inside.. don't be so prejudiced.


What did you just say?


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:*snicker* (y'know that quite laugh)
its more of a sound than word but that was the last thing that i can remember so it's gonna have to do



why can't I turn my head all the way around like and owl?


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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there

Total posts: 383
Posted:Because your not an owl

Can you type with your nose?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:yes
btw this entie post has been typed in such a manner

why can't i use a question mark at the moment


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Because you're uninasal.


Will anyone give me $20 for the worst tent in the world?


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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 78
Posted:I'd give you $20 to burn the worst tent in the world, and another $5 if you could frame Jarle for it.


Why would someone steal one of my nice premix drinks and then waste it by mixing it in with some cranberry punch??


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because they have no taste

what is the question to which the answer is 42?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there

Total posts: 383
Posted:What do you get if you multiply six by nine....

Will this be answered by dizzypheonix?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:yup

Do I post far too often in pointless threads that are really just a way to waste time?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ

Total posts: 3597
Posted:nah

does hop really waste time?


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:HoP doesn't waste time, people waste time..

Should I get a life?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:yes but so should the rest of us

why is job hunting such a pain in the arse?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:because you spend so long procrastinating at the horrible thought of getting a job you get cramp in your bum.

wheres the nearest bathroom?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:down the hall

Why do companies that advetise job vacancies wait so damned long to get in contact with applicants?


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:Hm.. like your previous question- companies make it as annoying and difficult as possible to get a job, so only the people who are already crushed into submission will bother jumping through all the hoops. Saves time.


Should I stay or should I go now?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there

Total posts: 383
Posted:If you stay it will be better.

Why does it have to rain tomorrow?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit

Total posts: 377
Posted:Because it's thursday.

New shoes?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North

Total posts: 1965
Posted:new socks

What do my poi tatse like?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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