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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

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ACTSILVER Member
enthusiast
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
Eat Jesus.

How about you?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
not sure coz I haze no idea what a klondike bar is

Who would win a fight between the Power Rangers and the Transformers (assume equal number of combatants)

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
um the power rangers of course....well the second generation with the green ranger.



How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
It depends if you start from the inside.

If the man that invented the drawing board had got it wrong then what would he have gone back too?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Step 1.

at the north pole which direction is south

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Don't try find out.. if you do, you'll wind up even dizzier than you are you begin with..

And pretty cold to boot.



What have I done with my contact ball? I can't find it..

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I don't actually know what you've done with it but you should probably spend less time playing with your ball and more time playing with somebody elses balls spank


Why do I have such a dirty mind?

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rainbowgirlmember
70 posts
Location: London/Southend-on-sea


Posted:
because you ran out of mind soap years ago, then the company stopped making ti so now everyones minds are just getting dirtier and dirtier!



If someone inhaled a rainbow, would the sun shine out of their bum?

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Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
No but they might start sh*&%ing skittles!!! eek

If man desended from apes then why do we still have apes?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because you never paid attention in biology. tongue
Please don't try figure it out, or apes may cease to exist.


Why do unexplained bruises keep appearing on my arms?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because you keep getting unexplained bumps

Why do all of my socks have holes in them?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because they're more aerodynamic that way

Why are pomegranates so wierd inside?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
They probably think you're weird inside.. don't be so prejudiced.


What did you just say?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
*snicker* (y'know that quite laugh)
its more of a sound than word but that was the last thing that i can remember so it's gonna have to do



why can't I turn my head all the way around like and owl?

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Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because your not an owl

Can you type with your nose?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
yes
btw this entie post has been typed in such a manner

why can't i use a question mark at the moment

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because you're uninasal.


Will anyone give me $20 for the worst tent in the world?

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Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I'd give you $20 to burn the worst tent in the world, and another $5 if you could frame Jarle for it.


Why would someone steal one of my nice premix drinks and then waste it by mixing it in with some cranberry punch??

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because they have no taste

what is the question to which the answer is 42?

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Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
What do you get if you multiply six by nine....

Will this be answered by dizzypheonix?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
yup

Do I post far too often in pointless threads that are really just a way to waste time?

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
nah

does hop really waste time?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
HoP doesn't waste time, people waste time..

Should I get a life?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
yes but so should the rest of us

why is job hunting such a pain in the arse?

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burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
because you spend so long procrastinating at the horrible thought of getting a job you get cramp in your bum.

wheres the nearest bathroom?

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DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
down the hall

Why do companies that advetise job vacancies wait so damned long to get in contact with applicants?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hm.. like your previous question- companies make it as annoying and difficult as possible to get a job, so only the people who are already crushed into submission will bother jumping through all the hoops. Saves time.


Should I stay or should I go now?

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Live_in_a_spinSILVER Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
If you stay it will be better.

Why does it have to rain tomorrow?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because it's thursday.

New shoes?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
new socks

What do my poi tatse like?

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