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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
to teach preschoolers how to spin fire poi :P

why do coffee cups have to be so small?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
Something about that gravitation pull of the styrofoam makes it impossible to be anything bigger than extra small size. (that bugs me too)

if a box of cereal, a yo yo, and an aerosol can were to get into a fight, who would become President?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Me!!

What is the question of life, the universe and everything? We know the answer is 42, but what's the question?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Why is the question of life

Why is it that people the come through work are so damn impatient even when they can see we are flat out busy!?!?! AND THERE RUDE ASSHOLES smile

You bastard!


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
Because they make a list of things to do everyday and "be an [censored] to someone at their workplace" was on top of today's list. smile

Why does bleached hair turn green in the pool?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because the wee in the pool and the chlorine mix, and that reacts with the hair molecules. In reality, all the hair molecules turn greener, but you can only see it in blond hair.

does the sun have time zones?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
no, we made up time zones so the sun would shine in different parts of the world at certain times

Are platypuss good pets confused

You bastard!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
No, they cruch houses and eat cars. and stampede. and drink all your beer. and turn the music up really loud at about 4 in the morning. and take all your phone line time. did i mention they drank all your beer?

what is the best beverage in existance?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I ythink it's when the bevers get to about 7 years old. Then it's all down hill!

Why is there only one Monopolies commision??

Let's relight this forum ubblove


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
cos elana is nice and would have prob done the same

why do we find it amazing to ask dum questions?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
cause the government is to blame

why did the chicken cross the road?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
cos the chicken wanted to get to its egg which were accross the road that he were crossing

how fatal is fatal?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
ohhhh bad terrible big scary evil tree argh fatal

why does the ocean reflect tha sky and why does the sky reflect the ocean

we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
because they're both so shiney!

If Edward Woodward was made of wood, would Edward Woodward burn like wood would? confused

Let's relight this forum ubblove


KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
anything burns when you add enough kero. biggrin

why did Kill Bill Vol. 2 suck so much?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
It didnt, because it didnt really happen. It doesnt exist. It's all a figment of my pet dog's imagination smile

why is there never normal music on TV?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
then the radios would have to go on strike for equal rights.

why do digital cameras suck?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
they dont. that, too, is a figment of my pet dog's imagination.

Ok, enough with the pet dog.

did the colour orange get named after the fruit, or did the fruit get named after the colour?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
Neither - it got named after your pet dog's imagination.

Does cracking your knuckles really give you arthiritis?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
i dont know ask your dog

why is some dogs more clever than their owners?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
they took too many pills.

are mobile phones worse than rain?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
neither are as abd as sunlight.

why did the computer mouse get called that?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
it actually realy depends on the make and model of the mobile.

why is the months in a year not alpabetically placed?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


i_might_be_wrongmember
19 posts
Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, England


Posted:
Because the romans couldn't write

Why is it that when you hum and plug your nose the humming stops, do you really hum out of your nose???

And more importantly, why is it everytime I try this people start to laugh at me?? ubblol

Hello, My name's Tim and I'm a criminal
in the eyes of society I should be in jail,
for the choice of herbs I inhale


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
for the same reason that there isnt 400 degrees in a circle, and there isnt 50 or 100 minutes in an hour, or seconds in a minute - it would make sense then.

if someone was born on april fools day, do they still have a birthday?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Yes,but it's nothing but a joke! tongue


why do people insist on long conversations through im's? mad

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
cos their bored

vegetarians eat vegetables does meatarians eat mainly meat?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Nope- chocolate. and roasted peeps.
Whats for dinner?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
leftovers!! yum yum!!

Will someone give me dreads??

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
eventually, but not me i dont know how

why do i spend night after night sitting at my computer?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


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