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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
most unlikely

why do job interviews have to make you feel so nervous?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
because you're not good enough! biggrin

why is mum on the phone to her friend talking about me and my friends who "twirl fire" as though its some really bizarre thing?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


originalsmitSILVER Member
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
because to her it probably is.
all the nice normal well adjusted people on here ubblolubblolubblol know its perfectly normal

why did some stupid woman feel it neccasary to call me a fu censored ng numpty?
what is a numpty?

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=numpty
- many definitions!

basically a numpty is a stupid person, as for why she called you it, that would depend on what you were doing at the time ubblol

why cant I write the last 250 words of my final essay?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
cause then you would be done and have nothing to do

why does he think everything is about him?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
because the words are flowing like crystalised honey thats been frozen.
or alternatively, you havent passed that brick yet....

will i manage to not pass out this weekend with no food?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
uh, we hope so?

which is better....this or that?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
this

is sprocket a sensible name for a cat?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
yeah, i reckon so.

is lunch a suitable name for a chicken?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
if its one of those chickens that always eats.... yes

if its one of those chickens your going to eat.... no


is it ture what they say?

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
maybe

what do they say?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
They say stuff. AND things!


Is being able to lick your own elbow something to be proud of?

everyone's unique except me


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, very proud as it's impossible

are dandelions flowers or weeds?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
neither, they are sophisticated clocks that make you pee the bed!


rolleyes<- Why is he rolling his eyes at me?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because the smiley has a headache

was the fruit orange named after the colour, or the other way around?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
they were both discovered at the same time so it just made sense to call them the same thing.

Why dont fridays ever go fast enough?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Because of the space time continuum and the relationship it has with tony blair's little toe and flap jacks.

When is it time to drink a cool beer?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
right now, have a beer right now.

Should I play with my poi despite my wrist being censored

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


Kombi guyBRONZE Member
HOP OM
225 posts
Location: HOP Central, New Zealand


Posted:
Yes, as it gives you a chance to practice poi moves in one hand. weavesmiley


Why are things not always as they seem? confused biggrin

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
because that would be too easy.

Why am I thirsty?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
for the same reason my head is itchy; just is.

why wasnt i hungry when i left melbourne, but after sleeping in the car on the way home all i wanted was food?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


KatrinaGOLD Member
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because sleeping uses a lot of energy, therefore making you hungry.

Is it healthy to sleep 15 hours?

One day i'll learn to resist gravity...


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Only if you've just had the Huuuuugeist christmas dinner smile



Should I be posting and reading whats here? ubblol or getting back to work frown

RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Reading whats here!

Why is my T.V. speaking at me in Welsh?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
becuase it's a noo noo

Did you see that?!

Let's relight this forum ubblove


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
yes! and it looked just like my cousin Angela! eek wink

Why dont i ever win the monthly draw? frown

.

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


borarchmember
5 posts
Location: New York


Posted:
because you are a total loser.

Why did chicken cross the road?

pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
to prove to the armadillo it could be done (**actual answer taken off a Laffy Taffy**)

why do i keep changing my mind?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
cos ur mind is affected by smell.

Why do I keep walking into things that arent there?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
cause you're a weirdo (and believe me, i know, my imaginary friends told me)

why does standing on your head hurt sometimes?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


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