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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:the tuber of the taro that has been cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented. yum.



What's Ganache?


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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Sounds like a violent sneeze.

If a thermos flask can keep hot things hot and cold thing cold why does a choc ice melt when you put it in a flask of tea?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz the tea is in the flask being kept hot and the choc ice is the hot tea

Where did I leave my mind? Because I seem to have lost it


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Maybe you wraped it and put it under a christmas tree.

Why do christmas lights work when you pack them away but not when you unpack them?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because they come with a twelve month guarentee which has exspired when you unpack then the following year

Why do people go to so much effort at X-mas?

Bah Humbug


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:To celebrate finally paying off the last years overspend.



Why did I not manage to find a *single* sheep farmer to marry? there must be loads here, and I even went to Invercargill..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Because you have a zipper on your jeans..... try a kilt next time.

Why am I having weird dreams of Stephen Lynch?


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Theo_
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Theo_

Dirty Hippie
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 347
Posted:because you ate to much gorgonzola last night.

In the matrix why is there no spoon but everyone can see the spoon and when the kid bends the spoon hes bending his mind but other people can see the spoon bend too..so can they see his mind bending?


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because life is an illusion and your stuck in it

Why isn't life simple?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Because people keep doing confusing things. Like changing their names.


Why do unhealthy things taste nice?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because they are usualy loaded with sugar and flavorings

What is wrong with changing your name?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Phyrecat


member
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Total posts: 17
Posted:Its bad because we have enough englebert humperdinks in the world.

Why kickamoocow?


There is no better way to teach yourself concentration than learning staff next to a topless female.

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Because their in with the squirrels.

Who's on first?


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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Oct 2007

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 78
Posted:Naturally!

What are you asking me for?


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz we exspect you to give a stupid answer

why did you ask such a blatantly stupid question?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Deamon_Llama
BRONZE Member since Oct 2007

Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 78
Posted:Because it was fun.

Why does nobody here know me?


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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:Because Daemon Llama's are a bad crowd to fall in with, daemonic spit and all.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:the Bah Ha Men

what do I want for X-Mas


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:x-men


me?


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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:A pony....


Me? Me? Me?


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:its always take take take with you isnt it, time you saw the back of my hand boy!!

*ahem*

why do birds suddenly appear?


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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Whenever you are near......


What is the square root of Splung?


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:obviously it is "L" being "L" is the only letter IN splung that isnt curved.


When will women stop being so intimidating?


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:when hell freezes over and i cut off your B&@@&%s!

what is the definition of shpedoinkel?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:When the lion (sheep) fell in love with the lamb (donkey).
That won't make any sense to you unless you actaully pay attention in church XD

Why are cicada skins so cool??


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Because of all the wing flapping they do to attract mates and bring in the summer season. they are constantly blowing cool air onto their carapaces, which is why they are so cool!

What is the circumference of a moose?


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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

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Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Round....

Where do bras come from?


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:ladies breasts (at least that's where I've found them in the past)

Edible Unederpants, WHY?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:for us fat asses.
lets say iom at work an hungry, i just reach down and tear a piece off to eat.




There's no need to fear.....who is here?


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Drudwyn


Drudwyn

Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni

Total posts: 632
Posted:Jesus.

What is the link between the most popular song in Sweden and a small pair of wellingtons?


Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...

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