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Okay, this is simple
all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.
Why is poi
so cool?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
yesterday and a minute.
Can u direct me to the nearest land mine?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
c",
199 posts
Location: Ireland
Yes, yes i can.
Why is Ireland shaped like a dog?
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because the mice wanted it like that
why do you only get a life jacket if your plane crashes?
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*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
because you wouldn't need one in a car crash.
where does enthusiasm for uni work go to?
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
to the pub
why does scone dough taste bad but scones taste good?
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97 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
i dont know maybe its just your cooking
what is the difference between right and wrong? The Salmon moose!
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6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
right is on one side and wrong can never make up its mind.
why would someone want their subway toasted as well?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
because it's not fun when you're on the train and it's all cold and unpleasent
could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
97 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
no, because if he is god and has all-power why would he have a microwave
why are mountains so big?
The Salmon moose!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
because you must not have heard of bonsai mountains. they take a lot more time to grow than bonsai trees, but are much more rewarding
what do you say to a man with a chair full of piano keys?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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584 posts
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
How do you play that?
Why do silent farts smell worse than loud farts?
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
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6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
lol i was gonna say watch out for the sharps!
hmm thats why they are called sbd i think.
why is a peg called a peg?
97 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because they ran out of names for small plastic things
what is the air speed verlorcity of an unlaiden swallow?
The Salmon moose!
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because it would be silly to call it a pig
why aren't there more hours in the day?
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3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
raro: 3
ilsanya: because they would spill over into the next day
what's the biggest thing ever?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
97 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because it would stuff up the earths orbits and we would crash into the sun
why did they invent the wind chime?
The Salmon moose!
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
sparkey: mrs callister
raro: because they were stoned
why do we have 10 fingers?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
no question? okay then, what do amadillos really eat, if not kumquats?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
fruit bats
ok why do we have ten fingers?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
because it beats having ten eyebrows
why is the colour blue so pretty?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because it is the colour of the sky on a nice day
why do snails go so slowly?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
because they're snails (duh)!
what makes the world go around?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
me!!
where do lemmings come from?
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no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
the moon (which has eclipsed the sun, even though the sun is in tune).
why is dark side such a great album (even though its not quite so good as animals)?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because pink floyd is the best and greatest
why can't plane tickets be cheaper
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6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
because we can't fly by ourselves..yet..
why does Tina drink from the water fountain?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
bcos the birds weed in the drinking fountain
Why are all celebrities sell outs?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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584 posts
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
the pro's would get too tired laying on their back all day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because they can
why does it rain on the day i was going to do circus in the park with a friend i haven't seen in years
(it hadn't rained for months even though it is now autumn)
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197 posts
Location: Bolton
because it hadn't rained for months
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
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