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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Right around the same time as elephant condoms. But, much like the VHS, or the blu-ray, garbage bags prevailed.

Why can't ducks hiccough?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:No


Are you even sure of the questions anymore?


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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:i dont know...

DO you?


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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:I know that in my last post I had missed out on two questions lol. But other than that no idea.


Why cant 4yr olds stop asking questions? (usually the same question over and over again)


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Fun Key Bay Bee
BRONZE Member since Mar 2009

Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!
Location: , USA

Total posts: 69
Posted:Because their short-term memory hasn't developed yet.

Or they all do drugs. And we can't remember that we did drugs when we were four because of all the drugs we did.

Why are women attracted to the disturbing and hair-ridden male physique?


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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:I dunno but it might have something to do with all the drugs they did when they were 4.



Why do people make life so complicated and panic about it?


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because otherwise it'd be very dull.

Where have all the flowers gone?


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Fun Key Bay Bee
BRONZE Member since Mar 2009

Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!
Location: , USA

Total posts: 69
Posted:Hell. It needed a little color. Wasn't very inviting.

Why?


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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:Why not???


Damn answered a question with another question


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Fun Key Bay Bee
BRONZE Member since Mar 2009

Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!
Location: , USA

Total posts: 69
Posted:Because it's DEBAUCHERY!

Does Home of Poi have to use the internet for it's means of communication? Why don't we just scream real loud?


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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:Because not everybody can scream that loud, even during great s..pinning lol

Do I have far too much time on my hands as I seem to answer a lot of questions on here lately??


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because we'd all end up in stables... (Hoarse)

How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?



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Fun Key Bay Bee
BRONZE Member since Mar 2009

Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!
Location: , USA

Total posts: 69
Posted:Until whatever he doesn't see goes away.

What would happen if they made an HDTV with higher definition than real-life?


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Puff
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Puff

The Magic Dragon
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 134
Posted:I'd buy 4

When should I shave?


Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:When there is more hair than face

Why do kids have to remember promises, but never instructions??

EDITED_BY: zyonchaos (1243236353)


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because instructions once done incorrectly can be rectified, but a broken promise can't be glued together... not even sticky tape will help.

What if what he doesn't see never goes away?

This post has two questions, just cos I want to make it tricky for the person after me...

How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?


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Fun Key Bay Bee
BRONZE Member since Mar 2009

Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!
Location: , USA

Total posts: 69
Posted:Then you kick it in the nuts.

5.

What if we all stopped taking showers? You know, like the good ol' days (in ancient Rome...)


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:it would be like a massive hippy fest.


Would you ant to smell petuli or tea tree oil all over?


O.B.E.S.E.

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Iv never smelt an ant.

Why does MNS keep Quoting Bob Dylan lyrics?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:Because its easier than being original


Why cant learning something be easier?


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TenFingersBrad
GOLD Member since Aug 2008

TenFingersBrad

Smeeeeg Heeeeeed
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 25
Posted:because it's fun to hurt yourself trying.




...did you notice that just then?


Much Heart.

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philisweatly
SILVER Member since Feb 2008

philisweatly

life's a garden, dig it
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.

Total posts: 115
Posted:yes.


where the party at?


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:In the hyacinth house!

Is it better to quote Jim?


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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:No its better to quote edite, as I can relate
Originally Posted By: editebeowbecause it's fun to hurt yourself trying.



Why is it when you enjoy something they take it away from you?


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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:it would be like hitting a jackpot if they wont take it from you.



why can't i open HOP's website yesterday?


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:because it's today





when can i go the speed of light?


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zyonchaos


journeyman
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...

Total posts: 77
Posted:When you can learn to slow down afterwards!!


Why do mondays and fridays in work last so long?


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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:because mondays and fridays are 7 hours longer then everyother day\



should i eat this muffin?


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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:help yourself! i got some vegemite if you want some more toppings on it? yummmmm....



can i have a beer?


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:I dont know, can you? (Note that this is not only a grammar correction, but it also contains a hidden pun!)

Whats love got to do (got to do) with it?


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