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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because they taste like $#!+


Why does everybody feel the need to tell Irish jokes to Irish people, or blond jokes to blonds?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Im full irish and blonde and its becouse we look kike jokers haha im sick
If a turtle losses its shell is it naked or homeless


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:neither...its liberated!

when is it going to stop raining?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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UniPhi


newbie
Location: Illinois

Total posts: 3
Posted:It will stop raining when It runs out of rain. ubbloco

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?


"One way or another, we all have to find what best fosters the flowering of our humanity in this contemporary life, and dedicate ourselves to that."
Joseph Campbell

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Only if it gets caught "double clicking the mouse"

Why does playing my new guitar give me wankers cramp in the wrong hand?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

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Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Becouse the other hand feels that its missing out on the action

Why is the grass allways greener on the other side of the fence


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:due to an optical illusion.

Why can't I play this song wright let?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Not enough brain food you need more weety-bix

Why have i lost my mind


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because you'll miss it the most

"Of all the things I've lost in life I'll miss my mind the most" Ozzy I think.

Is it ok to set peoples balls on fire with my balls of fire?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Only if they are big balls so its worth while bigger flame


Do oranges bounce and if you throw a banana why doesn't it come back


I cant figure how to put pictures on my posts 3 hours later still trying haha blonde


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Yes but only a little bit of bounce and it's a bannana not a boomerang the aerodynamics are compleatly different.

Why am I on HoP when I should be practicing?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Its time you learnt to malty-task you should be able to strum with hand finger yuk with the other as well as tap the foot

why are computers so touchy [censored]-ahoop


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:HaHAHA remind me not to use my lingo again it got censored love it that is so great wish more sites did it ill stick with english haha

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz idiot program them that way

why do idiots get payed mega bucks for doing bugger-all.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Because idiots are smarter than us they know which side there breads butter's on

Why do cats bring dead birds home gross wheres a male when you need one


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:the same reason that spiders spin webs right above your bed and to be quite frank men find female squemishness to be funny so we let you guys sort it out ubblol

Why do men take such pleasure in not listening to a word that his missus has said


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Because without even listening to what they say, we know what they want......attention.



What are these horns made out of? devil


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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duvan


duvan

ancient oachkatzlschwoaf
Location: germany

Total posts: 249
Posted:poje, I'll be a smart ass on this one: pixels wink



who is john locke?


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Holzy1
SILVER Member since Apr 2008

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 0
Posted:because british slang is a highly innovative, rewarding, and challenging career opportunity with a good benefits package and outstanding 401k options.



what the hell is bugger-all? lol



[[edit: responded to the wrong thing. disregard this message completely, sorry. the forum put me one page back from what's really goin on here lol]]

EDITED_BY: Holzy (1207287933)


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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:Ha ha men you guys just wont admit that you dint listen is because you are to scare to know the truth that woman know more than men we are More open to factual statements ha ha


How did Holzy know what i earn HaHa


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:He probably googled you coz he sure as hell didn't find anything out from your introduction thread.

is it possible to get a black belt in origami


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Holzy1
SILVER Member since Apr 2008

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 0
Posted:no, but it's definitely possible to MAKE a black belt in origami. (that's a knee-slapper right there, baby)

how did i get so damned funny?!


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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:What is in my introduction thread you been peeping Ha Ha

you need first aid course for origami

Jumping in my seat iv got a great question here gos are you ready its coming hang on to your seat I'm about to fly with it hope you are big enough to take it

After all that i forgot the question


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:What?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:she forgot the question

Who is more stupid a natural blond or a bottle blond?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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blackrose1


blackrose1

member
Location: auckland

Total posts: 198
Posted:It must be a bottle Blondie thats stupid as I'm natural and I'm as intelligent as a fly stuck to fly paper haha

Why are men so slow to get the story


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because when a woman is talking all we hear is blah blah blah winge winge winge.

should I start my devistating plan to take over the world?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Shure but be careful not to explain in great detail exactly how you plan to do it as that generaly means that you will fail.

Will darkfyre's plan work?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:AFT!

Why is it that I come on here after about 4 months and Poje is still plaguing this thread?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz most of us have nothing better to do.

Why do i procrastinate so much?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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