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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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.:* Moon Pixie *:.


.:* Moon Pixie *:.

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.

Total posts: 3492
Posted:no these are mine tongue get your own wink peace
Do you think people see the same colours? Like is my orange the same as your orange?


*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

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Shawnie
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
Location: , Canada

Total posts: 126
Posted:Oh man! I've wondered that so many times! Maybe we'll never know...

Why is there a song in my head?


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:because you arent really a person. you're a radio.

Why cant i get dsl?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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i_might_be_wrong


i_might_be_wrong

member
Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, England

Total posts: 19
Posted:Because you always wear a condom

Why is my shower broken?


Hello, My name's Tim and I'm a criminal
in the eyes of society I should be in jail,
for the choice of herbs I inhale

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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Total posts: 319
Posted:Those gnomes are at work yet again... ubblol
Guess what?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:you're asleep, and so am i?

Why?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:BECAUSE!

Why do I get tired when I wiggle like this?
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Let's relight this forum ubblove

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:because the moon is in phase with saturn, uranus, and alpha centuri.

who do people that cant dance get said to have two left feet? why not two right feet?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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ayden


ayden

member
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme

Total posts: 41
Posted:cos with two right feet they would have been able to make the right moves

when will i find a job?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:523 years, 18 months, 47 days, and 25 hours ago.

What time is it on the moon?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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i_might_be_wrong


i_might_be_wrong

member
Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, England

Total posts: 19
Posted:yesterday, at around 5pm

how many fingers am I holding up?


Hello, My name's Tim and I'm a criminal
in the eyes of society I should be in jail,
for the choice of herbs I inhale

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:11

why is a jumper called a jumper. why not call it, saay, a tractor?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:cause then what would we call the tractor?

why do people suck?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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bubblishis


False Eyelash
Location: New York City

Total posts: 346
Posted:becuase they don't get enough sex and they wear uncomfortable shoes.

how long will it take to reach enlightenment?



All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:.003 of a millisecond. problem is, we dont know hot to get there.

why do poi have to hurt so much?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:two ticks longer than it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!



why do my roommates dog's think it's ok to leave 100 pounds of hair on the ground right after i sweep?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:because you obviously didnt do a good enough job!

what's the derivative of:
3 / e^2x^(3)-1


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:Pudding (custard to be exact) tongue @ Bug


when is the right time?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:The right time is now for Custard!! Licky licky!! ubbloco

Which is better? Hot custard or cold custard??? confused


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:Cold! But then i like everything cold. ubblove

Where's the cream filling?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:hot custard with a dash of lemonade and a gravy chaser! beerchug

Why is it so hard to keep my eyes open?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:becuase they're shut.

why is it that every time i try & post on this thread two people have answered that same question & i don't know which one to answer?


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:because we don't like you tongue

why should I stay in math class right now?

beerchug

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:because if you dont, then you'll rely on calculators for your whole life.

Why cant firebreathing be less dangerous?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:it would be if you were a dragon.


why can't we all live in peace...


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:can't think of a stupid answer. oh yeah! ubbidea Because people are stupid!!

Should I press the button??


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:YES! go on....you know you wan't to.

why did my friend just send me a nasty picture of some deaded? rolleyes


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:cuz the boor hog are seasonal.

If you could live on the moon would you ever come home?



Let's relight this forum ubblove

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:no, because if i lived on the moon i would be home by now!


Are there gaseous clouds around uranus? ubbangel


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:only ones full of assparagus meteors



Something for the weekend?


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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