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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
it's not. it's hot.... wink

how can pigs fly? confused

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
By sprouting little wings when something impossible is said.

Why can you never find two matching socks when you really need to?

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
because the washing machine monster eats them!

why does time fly when you're having fun?

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Because somewhere, some time, someone feels like screwing you over, and their will is being done

Why do i feel so pessimistic today?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
Because it's wet.

Why can't you buy turkey eggs? umm

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
You can, i bought some in Africa. They're tasty

why is this forum so popular? ( i started it three minutes ago)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Because we're all a little stupid.

Why is the sky blue?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
Lol!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
because you're in such a rush that you didn't answer mine.



When do fish sleep?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Because you already asked ur good questions

why does my boss hate me?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
um, it's grey here. So your's is blue cause there's no clouds in it.

Is coffee a vegetable?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Yes

why do people keep answering the questions of people who are not right above them?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
Same time posts.

Where did I put my lighter?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
check under the pillows of the sofa.

Where did I put my brain?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
In a large jam jar.

Why is Luxembourg so small?

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
What brain? wink (sorry, couldn't resist that one!)

How many ways are there to skin a cat?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


Red_RaveNGOLD Member
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia


Posted:
umm.. have you ever had one..?: o)

What..?

Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.


Twisthem488member
187 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
what not.

do the ninja turtles smell like sewer?

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
no, they smell like turtles.

To be or not to be?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
To be!



How many chickens are there in England?
EDITED_BY: Beth (1081616416)

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
um, lots!

Where is the holy grail?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
in some lucky kid's easter egg! biggrin

how long is a jiffy?

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
As long as it takes to pop

Why can't I think of a stupid question??

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
because your such a sensible person, na, wait... thats not right....
ah stupid anqswer IT WORKS!

How did Tigger learn he could bounce?

random murbles

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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
because your stupid. but if ur stupid you would be able to think of a question, so u must be smart. smile

why does time go sooooooo slooooow when i m at work?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because it's a waste of time??

Why would you put mousse in your hair? when chocolate, it's all yummi and stuff...

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
because youre hair has chocolate deficency and will grow legs otherwise ubbangel

why dose the sun come up?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
So it can go down again.

Who decided brushes were daft?

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
me!

Why are cheesy zombie movies so great?

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


trixyBRONZE Member
member
100 posts
Location: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upon Thames (UK)


Posted:
because they contain no artificial colourings.

why are there no vegan simpson easter eggs this year?

luv trixy ubbangel

THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.


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