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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Vanilla Ice.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

O.B.E.S.E.

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SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
They have had their genetic structures reversed, and now they walk amongst us as simple cows once more; as opposed to those poor cow-creatures that they were.

Why is the sky green?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Chlorophyl.


Where did mommy go?

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Here wink

Does strawberry milk come from strawberry cows?

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shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
yup and they are pink too!



why does my fridge smell?

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
If your fridge has nostrils it has every right to smell!


Can I have a hug?

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hanhanmember
38 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
Umm...yes hug

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
In flagrant disdain for anti-jaywalking laws!


So vegetarians eat vegetables, right? What about humanitarians?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
They lure you into a false sense of security before devouring you. How else would they con you into such close proximities with them? tongue

Do sheep count sheep when they want to sleep?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
They have no need to. When was the last time you met an insomniac sheep? Besides, they can only count to 6.


What happens when rainbows end in water? Does the leprechaun with the pot of gold drown?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Leprichans shapeshift, they just go into octopuss form. You can always tell its a leprichan because they stay green.

When will i stop dropping ym staff?



 Written by: Brenn


Here wink

Does strawberry milk come from strawberry cows?





hahahahahhahaha that was a good answer kiss

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DeempjeSILVER Member
member
110 posts
Location: Naaldwijk, Netherlands


Posted:
When hell freezes over

What time is it?

Well how about that...


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Now.

Hang on... did I say that? Or just think it?
Did they hear everything!?


(Technically 3 stupid questions, but you know...)

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Yes. No. If by everything you mean the one word and the questions....no.





Whats me phone number?
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JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Its a number which you dial on the telephone so that someone can talk to you.

What would an inverted doughnut look like?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

You wouldn't be able to see it, because it would fill the whole universe with sugary doughy goodness. Mmmm... Inverted doughnut.


Why do animals have legs and not wheels?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Because you find wheels on vacuum cleaners, and nature abhors a vacuum smile

How do they get the toothpaste in the tubes all stripey like that?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
they put teh tube on after they get the stripes right.

who ate my bacon?

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HoffSILVER Member
stranger
11 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
it wasn't eaten it was stolen by Mcdonalds

if i turn a left handed glove inside out and put it on back to front what hand would i have covered?

If you dive into a bathtub of boiling water with a mirror in the bottom, be careful not to panic or you may forget which way is up and drown


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Ahah! Trying to trick me again! The answer is, quite simply, your left foot.

How come my house has walls?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because a roof sitting in the ground would just look silly. tongue


If you have an infinite number of monkeys and infinite number of typewriters, how long would it take before they got bored of typing and formed a welsh male voice choir?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
42.

If a boy is alone in the snow, and nobody is around to see him defeat a wolf, does that still make him a Spartan?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
No, it makes him the Mightiest Boosh of all!

If rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what's the reason for global consumerism?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

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BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
To beat rock.

Do you mind?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
No, I lost that long ago. I has sole now.

Do vamps pyre?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
Omly when provided with brioche under strictly controlled laboratory conditions

Is everyone naked underneath their clothes?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Not if they're wear multiple layers of shiney albatross scale-fur.

What happened to my laptop and why is half of what I type not showing up?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Because you actually tried to type :whatttt happenendeded tooo mye laptopitything anfd whyeee ish halpf off whayt eye tpyepyenotte showingly upp?

And it's only trying to help.



Why do we have so many toes?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Because they're replacing our tippies.

What are thorny devils not good pets?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Because you can't milk them for orange juice.

How come there are toes on the of my feet?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!



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