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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
who cares as long as the bobo stays orange.

how can vodka comes from potatos?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
I injected it with vodka then amazingly conned you into believing me.



How do you Banana dance?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
in there pyjamas

what is spam real made from?
(this does not relate to emails)

Poi... it's an obsession.


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
You put on a bananna suit and start dancing buddy

spank < ---- if that guy is hitting the back of the other guys head then why is he smiling?

You bastard!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
Cause he's into a bit of spanky rudeness!

Nice pic btw!

if buttercups are yellow, what colour is a hiccup? ubblol

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
neon purple with orange blobs like a fresian cow!

why is it so sunny outside and i have to be inside?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
I thought they were burple! eek ubblol eek

You've got to be inside cause otherwise I'd be jealous!

Why not put all my eggs in one basket?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because you have too many eggs and not enough basket!

how did my boss just call me a slack gaylord and get away with it?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Because you secretly are and you like him/her knowing it

When did the world start smelling of smeenilygie?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
When it stopped smelling of cheese.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


PsychoTronic(old)member
64 posts
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece


Posted:
because you are smart thinker biggrin

why there is no mice-flavoured cat food?

The only thing constant in life is change...


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
errr err it hasn't in London yet!! YET!


Why is my tea cup STILL empty?? confused

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because there is no cat flavoured mouse food!

There is no tea because you drink coffee from a pint glass!

Is it home time yet???

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes. the bell's gone, its just gone past 3.30

why won't this 20p come out of this copper pipe???

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
because you're looking my my cuppa tea darling biggrin

Why do people keep putting paper with words on it in front of me??? Do they actually think I work here?

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
Probably, check and see if you're wearing your "I work here" badge!

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
didnt you know that in europe there is a slick and highly efficient black market in teeth? they use them to make pianos.

Is chewbacca really a girl wookie? confused

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
Yes, actually I am!

Can I go home now please?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
no, first you have to find all the secret easter eggs and give them to the wizard.

why is it called 'scissorS' if it's only one thing?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Not until you've tasted the grass

Where's the toilet?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


originalsmitSILVER Member
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
only if you can pick the lock on those handcuffs.

how many mink does it take to weigh an elephant??

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
two, one to hit it over the head till it passes out and one to drag it onto the scales.

If there are mermaids, then are there merbutlers too?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
as many as you can fit in your mouth.

how tall is a morning?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Quote:



how many mink does it take to weigh an elephant??




The same as many Hoppers it takes to change a lightbulb!

Scissors - the same as pants!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
There are mervalet's too!

Morning's are as tall as the sky...

Is there such a thing as too much salad dressing?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes.. itll get too hot

if dog is to cat what tennis is to football what is grapefruit?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
A Grapefruit!


how can i eat all the time and not be fat and still be hungry?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
The little lawn gnomes under your skin are working overtime

why did the dinosaurs die out?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
they didnt die out they turned invisible

is john peel god?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
no - sure he wish he was...

why is oranges orange?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


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