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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Because i broke them all trying to spin them.


why do they call it "takeing a dump" if your not takeing it anywhere?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Rozi
100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Because "giving a dump" creates some really nasty visual images.

Why is it the "birds and the bees", not the "frogs and the caterpillars"?


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Twisthem488
Twisthem488

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Location: USA
Member Since: 27th Jan 2004
Total posts: 187
Posted:because the pollination effect of birds extracting the pollen from the flower and placing it...

stupid anser, right... cause cross species dont mate

where is ullysess s grant buried


Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:in the flower pot beside northhanger abbey

why werent bill and ben the flower pot men ever attactked by weeds?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:because the potted plants and that geve the weeds more room to grow, so they were nice to them.

where do we go from here?

~ bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:down to the shop to by a caremello koala

why is that smiley looking at me strangey?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Because it want's to have your children!

Why can't we just take all the realy annoying people and put them on there own little island?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:We already did. That island is called Earth.

In Tarzan movies, why doesn't he have a beard and dreadlocks?


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:because he shaves and washes...duh!

what does jane see in him?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:Skills in making loincloths. (Haven't you always wanted a loincloth?)

When you say someone's not all THERE, where are you reffering to?


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:He's missing his noggin, silly.

Why do my feet smell?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:because you're a stinky man and need a shower ubbloco

whys fire so mesmerising?

~ bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:Because you've been mistaking mayonaise for soap

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?


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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

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Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:it feels good wink

why dose cocolate tast sooooo good? (oh and happy easter by the way!!!)


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:i wouldnt know i didnt get any frown

should i stay in or go out tonight?


random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:go out, get hammered beerchug

why do i have the most annoying song in the world stuck in my head mad


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Kinudin (Soul Fyre)
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Location: San Diego, California, USA
Member Since: 21st Dec 2001
Total posts: 1325
Posted:Because the chicken puffs are going to take over the world.

Should I roll over in bed to the left or right?


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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:right, the right side of the bed tastes nicer tongue

next time im ill can i go to the vets?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:only if you have you're "I'm someone's pet" lisence

Is it possible to sneeze your brains out? (I'm working on it -.-;)

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Kinudin (Soul Fyre)
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Location: San Diego, California, USA
Member Since: 21st Dec 2001
Total posts: 1325
Posted:If you put your head in a blender, yes.

Steal some yams before Easter dinner or not...


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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:only if you steal one for me and my cat too

what happens if you mix red paint, vodka, rice, and parrafin in equal ammounts, and then cook on a slow heat for 10 hours ?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:A headache and a forgotten night

why do poi hurt?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Kinudin (Soul Fyre)
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Location: San Diego, California, USA
Member Since: 21st Dec 2001
Total posts: 1325
Posted:Because they have a strange inner magnet that attaches to the sound wavelength of your heart and gets an image projected for itsself so it runs into you whenever, and mostly in the worst times possible (like in performances in front of family)

Why is my hair so FRIZZY!?!?


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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:something to do with bread crusts and your alter ego in a far away parallel universe liking to stick forks into mains electrical sockets.



why do i get high if i smoke fluff i find in my pockets?



Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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psycho44
psycho44

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Member Since: 30th Jan 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:Because the cow jumped over the moon.



What came first the chicken or the egg?


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carbon_black
carbon_black

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Location: Rockingham,Perth, WA, Australi...
Member Since: 23rd Mar 2004
Total posts: 38
Posted:the gumboot sandwich chicken egg pecker

why is picking you toe nails an awsome hobbie


Friday night is FIRE night...

Life ain't life without atleast cheating death atleast once a day.

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:cos it makes you smell like fresh peaches. :3

do hamsters really fall in love?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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peaches**86943
peaches**86943

thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
Location: mareeba
Member Since: 23rd Aug 2003
Total posts: 198
Posted:no they do not fall in love they are aadrvarks that eat worms NOW CUT MY MILK

(nd i would like to verify that picking your toenails as a hobbie will not make you smell like me)


You did what with my rabbits?


we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

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Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:I boiled them. Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahahahaha!

Who's the daddy?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Kapura Mataaro
Kapura Mataaro

HoP resident longboarder.
Location: Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2004
Total posts: 195
Posted:its either arthur dent or dave lister...i can't really remember...

why do party pies come in a pack of four and pasties in a pack of six?


"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....

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