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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:They both have all the directions, N, S, E, W.


What would happen if someone tried doing contact staff covered in bees?


O.B.E.S.E.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:They would get stung (DUH)

Same question but while wearing a beekeper suit?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:they would lose a lot of moneuverability.


Same questions, lose the bee keeper suit, add a straight jacket, and staff is on fire using only kero as a fuel (bees are calmed by smoke).


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you would drop your staff.

why are we all obsessed with bees


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:because bees are just superb

why does nobody like wasps?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Because hornets are better


Remember Yellow Jacket from Twisted Metal?


O.B.E.S.E.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:No

why cant I stop thinking about bees?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:because you're covered in BEEES! and MUD!

why cant we decide where this years New Year party is going to be?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:because rock,paper,scissors doesnt cut it for you


why am i still single


The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Because you haven't tried doubles.

Why does beer make your head hurt?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:Because your getting old and cant handle the hngover anymore

why do i insist on posting on this message board?


The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:because you have nothing better to do.

Why is the grass green?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Because red grass would just look strange.

If flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp then why arn't cows green?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:because green milk would be really weird.


Where have all the cowboys gone (ohhhhhhhhh)?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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crowley2
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

crowley2

official hop cutie
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton

Total posts: 272
Posted:to the mouintains to go "camping"


why cant i see colours


The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

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Gaia
SILVER Member since Jun 2007

Gaia

Member
Location: , Italy

Total posts: 16
Posted:open your eyes!

why is the sky blue?


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:due to the refraction of light as it enters our atmosphear

what should I do now?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Enjoy Christmas.

How long should i cook my Turkey?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:depends on how heavy it is.

why do poi spin in circles?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:because if they spun in polygons something would not be working correctly


how much is that doggy in the window?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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FlyYak
GOLD Member since Sep 2007

FlyYak

stranger
Location: London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 8
Posted:25 pence, waggly tail 25 pence extra

Which is lighter, a pound of feathers or a pound of lead?


"Dost thou think, because thou art
virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?"

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Kizna


newbie
Location: Catalonia

Total posts: 11
Posted:isn't it the same?
yaaaa. it is.

why it doesn't snow? (don't count that you're in summer, here's winter)


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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:The weather man says it will snow tomorrow. Well in the UK at least.

Why do i weigh more now than i did a couple of weeks ago?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:Because you like eating ex lax

Who am i?


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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HikkaisPuppet


HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon

Total posts: 185
Posted:Because the bees eat your girlfriends.
I just lost.
Who hates me now?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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nynysuts
BRONZE Member since Dec 2007

nynysuts

Member
Location: Baldock, Herts, England (UK)

Total posts: 24
Posted:The world and his wife

Hippies in conservative places make conservative people hippies?


I don't spin poi, I get tangled up in them. Something tells me burns are out of the question!!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:indeed.

is it new year?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:No, it's now the old year, it's only new for a few days until the shine wears off.

Why do all good things have to come to an end?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:I blame consumerism.

what does "complamicated" mean?
(Hamamelis is probably the best one to answer this question)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Like complicated but even more so. Hence the extra letters.


Why did I decide to go back to England at the most stupid time of year?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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