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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:most unlikely

why do job interviews have to make you feel so nervous?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:because you're not good enough! biggrin

why is mum on the phone to her friend talking about me and my friends who "twirl fire" as though its some really bizarre thing?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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originalsmit
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

originalsmit

addict
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...

Total posts: 469
Posted:because to her it probably is.
all the nice normal well adjusted people on here ubblolubblolubblol know its perfectly normal

why did some stupid woman feel it neccasary to call me a fu censored ng numpty?
what is a numpty?


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Katrina
GOLD Member since May 2004

Katrina

enthusiast
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 352
Posted:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=numpty
- many definitions!

basically a numpty is a stupid person, as for why she called you it, that would depend on what you were doing at the time ubblol

why cant I write the last 250 words of my final essay?


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:cause then you would be done and have nothing to do

why does he think everything is about him?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:because the words are flowing like crystalised honey thats been frozen.
or alternatively, you havent passed that brick yet....

will i manage to not pass out this weekend with no food?



i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:uh, we hope so?

which is better....this or that?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Katrina
GOLD Member since May 2004

Katrina

enthusiast
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 352
Posted:this

is sprocket a sensible name for a cat?


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:yeah, i reckon so.

is lunch a suitable name for a chicken?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:if its one of those chickens that always eats.... yes

if its one of those chickens your going to eat.... no


is it ture what they say?


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:maybe

what do they say?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:They say stuff. AND things!


Is being able to lick your own elbow something to be proud of?


everyone's unique except me

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Katrina
GOLD Member since May 2004

Katrina

enthusiast
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 352
Posted:yes, very proud as it's impossible

are dandelions flowers or weeds?


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:neither, they are sophisticated clocks that make you pee the bed!


rolleyes<- Why is he rolling his eyes at me?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:because the smiley has a headache

was the fruit orange named after the colour, or the other way around?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:they were both discovered at the same time so it just made sense to call them the same thing.

Why dont fridays ever go fast enough?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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GottaLoveIt


GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage

Total posts: 883
Posted:Because of the space time continuum and the relationship it has with tony blair's little toe and flap jacks.

When is it time to drink a cool beer?


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Katrina
GOLD Member since May 2004

Katrina

enthusiast
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 352
Posted:right now, have a beer right now.

Should I play with my poi despite my wrist being censored


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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Kombi guy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Kombi guy

HOP OM
Location: HOP Central, New Zealand

Total posts: 224
Posted:Yes, as it gives you a chance to practice poi moves in one hand. weavesmiley


Why are things not always as they seem? confused biggrin


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:because that would be too easy.

Why am I thirsty?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:for the same reason my head is itchy; just is.

why wasnt i hungry when i left melbourne, but after sleeping in the car on the way home all i wanted was food?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Katrina
GOLD Member since May 2004

Katrina

enthusiast
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 352
Posted:Because sleeping uses a lot of energy, therefore making you hungry.

Is it healthy to sleep 15 hours?


One day i'll learn to resist gravity...

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lll


k


Total posts: 182
Posted:Only if you've just had the Huuuuugeist christmas dinner smile



Should I be posting and reading whats here? ubblol or getting back to work frown


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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:Reading whats here!

Why is my T.V. speaking at me in Welsh?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands

Total posts: 7263
Posted:becuase it's a noo noo

Did you see that?!


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:yes! and it looked just like my cousin Angela! eek wink

Why dont i ever win the monthly draw? frown

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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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borarch


member
Location: New York

Total posts: 5
Posted:because you are a total loser.

Why did chicken cross the road?


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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:to prove to the armadillo it could be done (**actual answer taken off a Laffy Taffy**)

why do i keep changing my mind?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:cos ur mind is affected by smell.

Why do I keep walking into things that arent there?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:cause you're a weirdo (and believe me, i know, my imaginary friends told me)

why does standing on your head hurt sometimes?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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