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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because it would be weird if they were on the of your feet

We have warcries, but why not peacecries?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
We do have peacecries. I've shouted them before. Usually at festivals... tongue

Why isn't there a chinese year of the porcupine?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
the porcupine was not invented at the time that the chinese were making their calender.



why are there sooo many ants?

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
because it's going to rain

why is it going to rain?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because that is what it does.




where can i get a rainbow penis?

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clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Don't they have 'adult' shops where you come from? Try dipping one in various shades of ink.


Why does Rouge like listing things I say as her sig?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Because you say such delectably good things!

How is being in cow's clothing going for you?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
not too bad, kinda itches.



Hey....you. Ya you, Got any stuff? wink

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SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
No, I gambled it all away in a large game of knock down ginger.

If I take off my foot, turn it inside out, turn it upside down, and then put it back on; how much custard will I have to clean from the curtains?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
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3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
i think its strawberry jam but im not sure so ill pass on my question.

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SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Where does that leave me?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Eastbourne.

Why are sheep?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Because the goats.

Whats the answer to this question?

I am _______ a letter

A) Writing
B) Reading
C) Sealing

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
C



what is love?

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
An anagram of vole.
Which are cute.



How do you explain a rainbow to someone born blind?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


razzaSILVER Member
member
43 posts
Location: Helensburgh, Australia


Posted:
the same way u explain the color blue 003






what is this weird lump on my gentals

Horsepower is how fast u hit a tree. Tourqe is how far the tree goes with u


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
oh sorry.

after eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before leaving the water?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


razzaSILVER Member
member
43 posts
Location: Helensburgh, Australia


Posted:
yes cuase they might drown in air if the left b4 an hour was up



leather gets ruined when it rains
but y don't cows get ruined ????

Horsepower is how fast u hit a tree. Tourqe is how far the tree goes with u


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
They do. You just don't see them, because they are shunned by other cows and forced to live out the rest of their lives working at ASDA somewhere in downtown Birmingham...


Why has no one invented a swivel armchair so you can relax at your desk!?

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Because the combining of swivels and armchairs result in dangerous office fires, and let off chemicals that are harmful for neighboring donkeys. Plus bosses prefer to watch you work in pain.

This is a statement, not a question?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
They have....i have one....



Who was it that said, "To be free, one must conquer the Isle De Baby."?

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Damn you Mac, stole my spot :P

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robnunchucksBRONZE Member
enthusiast
363 posts
Location: manchester uk


Posted:
i beleave that was Master p talking about his first vist to mothercare

who said "i've got a brand new combine harvister and i'll give you the key"

My nunchucks vital statictics biggrin

weight: 500g
handle lenght: 16 inches
chain length: 2 inches


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
you just did

why do troopers get blamed for everything? e.g smoking like a trooper, burping like a trooper, etc, etc,

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Because troopers are highly inflammable

Sorry Poje. ubblol

What's on the other side of the World Map?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Firetrampold hand
896 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
the paM dlroW.

Where does the light go when I switch it off?

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
to my house


what makes some fire blue?

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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
that's cold fire

how hairy is my sisters arse?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Not hairy any more wink



Where did the hippo find its lost clavicle?

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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
in the clavatory

why did i let my friends wax my back last night?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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