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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Because i broke them all trying to spin them.


why do they call it "takeing a dump" if your not takeing it anywhere?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Because "giving a dump" creates some really nasty visual images.

Why is it the "birds and the bees", not the "frogs and the caterpillars"?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Twisthem488member
187 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
because the pollination effect of birds extracting the pollen from the flower and placing it...

stupid anser, right... cause cross species dont mate

where is ullysess s grant buried

Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
in the flower pot beside northhanger abbey

why werent bill and ben the flower pot men ever attactked by weeds?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because the potted plants and that geve the weeds more room to grow, so they were nice to them.

where do we go from here?

~ bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
down to the shop to by a caremello koala

why is that smiley looking at me strangey?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Because it want's to have your children!

Why can't we just take all the realy annoying people and put them on there own little island?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
We already did. That island is called Earth.

In Tarzan movies, why doesn't he have a beard and dreadlocks?

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
because he shaves and washes...duh!

what does jane see in him?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Skills in making loincloths. (Haven't you always wanted a loincloth?)

When you say someone's not all THERE, where are you reffering to?

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
He's missing his noggin, silly.

Why do my feet smell?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because you're a stinky man and need a shower ubbloco

whys fire so mesmerising?

~ bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Because you've been mistaking mayonaise for soap

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
it feels good wink

why dose cocolate tast sooooo good? (oh and happy easter by the way!!!)

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
i wouldnt know i didnt get any frown

should i stay in or go out tonight?

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
go out, get hammered beerchug

why do i have the most annoying song in the world stuck in my head mad

Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
Because the chicken puffs are going to take over the world.

Should I roll over in bed to the left or right?

oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
right, the right side of the bed tastes nicer tongue

next time im ill can i go to the vets?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
only if you have you're "I'm someone's pet" lisence

Is it possible to sneeze your brains out? (I'm working on it -.-;)

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
If you put your head in a blender, yes.

Steal some yams before Easter dinner or not...

oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
only if you steal one for me and my cat too

what happens if you mix red paint, vodka, rice, and parrafin in equal ammounts, and then cook on a slow heat for 10 hours ?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
A headache and a forgotten night

why do poi hurt?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


Kinudin (Soul Fyre)veteran
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
Because they have a strange inner magnet that attaches to the sound wavelength of your heart and gets an image projected for itsself so it runs into you whenever, and mostly in the worst times possible (like in performances in front of family)

Why is my hair so FRIZZY!?!?

oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
something to do with bread crusts and your alter ego in a far away parallel universe liking to stick forks into mains electrical sockets.



why do i get high if i smoke fluff i find in my pockets?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


psycho44BRONZE Member
member
56 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Because the cow jumped over the moon.



What came first the chicken or the egg?

carbon_blackmember
38 posts
Location: Rockingham,Perth, WA, Australia


Posted:
the gumboot sandwich chicken egg pecker

why is picking you toe nails an awsome hobbie

Friday night is FIRE night...

Life ain't life without atleast cheating death atleast once a day.


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
cos it makes you smell like fresh peaches. :3

do hamsters really fall in love?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


peaches**86943thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
198 posts
Location: mareeba


Posted:
no they do not fall in love they are aadrvarks that eat worms NOW CUT MY MILK

(nd i would like to verify that picking your toenails as a hobbie will not make you smell like me)


You did what with my rabbits?

we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
I boiled them. Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahahahaha!

Who's the daddy?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
its either arthur dent or dave lister...i can't really remember...

why do party pies come in a pack of four and pasties in a pack of six?

"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....


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