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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Vanilla Ice.

Where have all the cowboys gone?


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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:They have had their genetic structures reversed, and now they walk amongst us as simple cows once more; as opposed to those poor cow-creatures that they were.

Why is the sky green?


Skatto

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Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Chlorophyl.


Where did mommy go?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Here wink

Does strawberry milk come from strawberry cows?


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shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:yup and they are pink too!



why does my fridge smell?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:If your fridge has nostrils it has every right to smell!


Can I have a hug?


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hanhan
hanhan

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Location: Sydney
Member Since: 16th Feb 2007
Total posts: 38
Posted:Umm...yes hug

Why did the chicken cross the road?


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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:In flagrant disdain for anti-jaywalking laws!


So vegetarians eat vegetables, right? What about humanitarians?


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Brenn
Brenn

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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:They lure you into a false sense of security before devouring you. How else would they con you into such close proximities with them? tongue

Do sheep count sheep when they want to sleep?


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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:They have no need to. When was the last time you met an insomniac sheep? Besides, they can only count to 6.


What happens when rainbows end in water? Does the leprechaun with the pot of gold drown?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Leprichans shapeshift, they just go into octopuss form. You can always tell its a leprichan because they stay green.

When will i stop dropping ym staff?



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Does strawberry milk come from strawberry cows?





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Deempje
Deempje

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Location: Naaldwijk
Member Since: 11th Aug 2007
Total posts: 110
Posted:When hell freezes over

What time is it?


Well how about that...

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Now.

Hang on... did I say that? Or just think it?
Did they hear everything!?


(Technically 3 stupid questions, but you know...)


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Yes. No. If by everything you mean the one word and the questions....no.





Whats me phone number?

EDITED_BY: poje (1188592107)


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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Its a number which you dial on the telephone so that someone can talk to you.

What would an inverted doughnut look like?


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Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

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Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:ubblol

You wouldn't be able to see it, because it would fill the whole universe with sugary doughy goodness. Mmmm... Inverted doughnut.


Why do animals have legs and not wheels?


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Because you find wheels on vacuum cleaners, and nature abhors a vacuum smile

How do they get the toothpaste in the tubes all stripey like that?


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You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:they put teh tube on after they get the stripes right.

who ate my bacon?


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Hoff
Hoff

stranger

Member Since: 15th Feb 2007
Total posts: 11
Posted:it wasn't eaten it was stolen by Mcdonalds

if i turn a left handed glove inside out and put it on back to front what hand would i have covered?


If you dive into a bathtub of boiling water with a mirror in the bottom, be careful not to panic or you may forget which way is up and drown

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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Ahah! Trying to trick me again! The answer is, quite simply, your left foot.

How come my house has walls?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Because a roof sitting in the ground would just look silly. tongue


If you have an infinite number of monkeys and infinite number of typewriters, how long would it take before they got bored of typing and formed a welsh male voice choir?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:42.

If a boy is alone in the snow, and nobody is around to see him defeat a wolf, does that still make him a Spartan?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:No, it makes him the Mightiest Boosh of all!

If rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what's the reason for global consumerism?


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Brenn
Brenn

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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:To beat rock.

Do you mind?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:No, I lost that long ago. I has sole now.

Do vamps pyre?


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thombre
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Location: Nottingham
Member Since: 6th Oct 2006
Total posts: 74
Posted:Omly when provided with brioche under strictly controlled laboratory conditions

Is everyone naked underneath their clothes?


Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Not if they're wear multiple layers of shiney albatross scale-fur.

What happened to my laptop and why is half of what I type not showing up?


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hamamelis
hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Because you actually tried to type :whatttt happenendeded tooo mye laptopitything anfd whyeee ish halpf off whayt eye tpyepyenotte showingly upp?

And it's only trying to help.



Why do we have so many toes?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Because they're replacing our tippies.

What are thorny devils not good pets?


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Skatto
Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Member Since: 12th Jan 2007
Total posts: 687
Posted:Because you can't milk them for orange juice.

How come there are toes on the of my feet?


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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