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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:That was on mythbusters too, doofus! :P

In Melbourne, considering that there are three of many shopping centres called Northland, Southland, and Eastland, why is there no Westland?


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Groovy_Dream
Groovy_Dream

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Member Since: 26th May 2005
Total posts: 449
Posted:There was once, but it was abandoned during the gold rush.

In Geography, what is the capital of Utopia?


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:It IS the capital of the promised land already spank

Why are horses unhappy if it rains?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Drudwyn
Drudwyn

Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni
Member Since: 27th Aug 2005
Total posts: 632
Posted:Because they don't have umbrellas (you can tell they're unhappy cos they've all got long faces)

What is emo?


Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...

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darkness-before
darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea
Member Since: 24th Apr 2007
Total posts: 197
Posted:Its the reason to just give kids the razor blades.

Who let the spice girls back in the country?


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Groovy_Dream
Groovy_Dream

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Member Since: 26th May 2005
Total posts: 449
Posted:A gang of heffalumps, who got intoxicated one night and lost their judgement.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!


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Drudwyn
Drudwyn

Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni
Member Since: 27th Aug 2005
Total posts: 632
Posted:Sorry, that was me.

Why does he have to bring sexy back?


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fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:sexy back (his friend from high school) has a sexy back (as stated) if he didn't bring him then how would people know how sexy his back is and his own back (however ugly) may somehow be inspired and start to "work out" or go jogging once in a while





why is my space so perverted?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Because 15yo schoolgirls need a place to show their bras, and 50yo men need a place to perve.

Why don't bats have feathers?


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fake teeth and glue

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Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:oh i so want to say the non stupid answer!.........

because they spend too much time on myspace...


how do keyboards mate? and can a piano keyboard cross breed with a PC keyboard?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:With a great deal of difficulty! ubblol And they can cross breed, they just produce infetile offspring- They're called muleboards.

Why isn't the sky green?


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fake teeth and glue

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Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:because if it was then how would the grass feel? it would feel second best.

how aren't you yesterday?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:Just like you aren't tommorow!

How is a raven like a writing desk?


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:`Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!'

Hooray for stealing answers!
In other words, becuase Lewis Carol couldn't think of anything better!


Why do people spend so much time devoted to that question?


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Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:because it is some sort of universal fetish started at the end of the universe and travelling back through time to be answered.

why is the pig pugged?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

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darkness-before
darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea
Member Since: 24th Apr 2007
Total posts: 197
Posted:Cus feathery nipples would be wierd.

If a red cow eats nothing but green grass why does it make white milk?


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:There are no red cows, however all the farmers are skimming the green... just leave behind the grass' juice.

Why is it that my mirror image hold up the newspaper in the same hand, just the letters on it are reverse?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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fake teeth and glue

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Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:because if you had words that had been digested by a donkey then you would have to somehow rearrange the words and probably end up with a newspaper that reads only "THE GAME" over and over.

is it unimpossible to way oven dried frogs?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

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darkness-before
darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea
Member Since: 24th Apr 2007
Total posts: 197
Posted:only when using implements made of gaboon, a light pink hardwood from africa.

What was tthe best thing before sliced bread?


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:toasted Frisbee's.

July is exactly four hundred and fifty light years from becoming a planet, is that the reason everyone is quite simply complicated?


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Quantum physics has proven that "four hundred and fifty light years away" apparently is, by the time I am attempting breakfast with 4 scrambled eggs, 3 pieces of organic bacon, 1 onion, 1/4 zucchini, 6 mushrooms, 2 Bavarian pretzels, 1 cup of OJ, 1 cup of earl grey silver tip tea with milk... yummmmmm

eek who was hiding the cutlery? umm mad2 wink


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:The bearfish took it all to his underwater lair.

Why is my mum putting mini marshmellows on skewers?


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darkness-before
darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea
Member Since: 24th Apr 2007
Total posts: 197
Posted:In past lives all marshmallows were badgers and this is karmas way of punishing them for there sins, this is why badgers never buy marshmallows.

what if there were no hypothetical questions?


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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esmokah
esmokah

journeyman
Location: wisconsin
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 75
Posted:This thread would never have existed.

What would we do then?


I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Be drinking one too many mocha frappachinos.

How do cows walk?


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burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:in stilettos. but only when noones watching.

can people with xray eyes see with their eyes closed too? and how can they get turned on by skeletons?


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Sure, and they dream of getting "boned"...

Would cows be dancing in the Moulin Rouge on stilettos, if they thought that nobody was watching?


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fake teeth and glue

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Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:no because when in the moulin rouge they love to perform (only on pancake day though)

do balls roll uphill when you are looking the other way?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:No, hills become ditches!

Do people loose the game by asking stupid questions? Or do they win by giving stupid answers?


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fake teeth and glue

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Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:neither , they lose while eating pancakes and win...never....unless you die while not thinking about the game.

"go and eat a bananna said the elephant" is that true?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

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