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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
the same thing that happens when you bathe in apple juice


why haven't i bought a video camera yet? (coz i really want one)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


thombreGOLD Member
member
74 posts
Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because you have been tied to a tree by ninjas

How many grains of sugar in a kilo?

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
A lot of them.

Why do I keep feeling a drip on my head?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because somebody wet themselves upstairs.

Whose line is it anyway?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
yours...so what you gonna say...huh? HUH???

What IS the next line?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
The next line is MY line! God delivered it, I signed for it, world keeps on spinnin' biggrin



If a snail loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It's a slug..



South or west?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Got to be south, soooo much warmer down there.

Where did I last see my keys?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
In your hand?

What won't meatloaf do for love?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Be baked in an oven for 1-2 hours at about 350f.




What is love?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
A wonderful moment only relatable to that wonderful feeling ya get when you sit and the toilet fill after twenty plates of curry.

How does one run like the proverbial cushion? or indeed fly like a mouse?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Badly.

How can I get out of this box I am trapped in?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Think outside the box

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
along the lines of this

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ha ha that was jus pot luck where they put the camera. could have gone horribly wrong.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow That's immense! Pretty sturdy bollards.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Ya i saw a thing on teh history channel about those, they have been installed around US government buildings. t5hose ones pop up in like 3 seconds after being triggered, there is another style that is ramp shaped (a wedge) it can pop up in less then a second and the vehicle ends up hitting the top part and pretty much gets cut in half.

Lets see if i can ascii it....


/
/
/ <----Vehicles direction.
/______


not quite the angle but ya



uhhh who shot the sheriff?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Bob Marley

Who shot the Deputy?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bloody well did he was getting right on my tits.
How long is a short peir if I was asked to take a walk off one?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
Longer than it is tall, I hope.

Where did all the fish fingers go?

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BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Fish don't have fingers.

Where does the expression "what's your beef?" come from?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
That commercial, "Where's the beef?"


where IS the beef?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think you will find that the beef is on the cow.

Who fancies a lovely cup of tea?

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


HikkaisPuppetmember
185 posts
Location: Dark side of the moon


Posted:
I fancy a cup of tea. I fancy him a lot. In fact I love him. Oh god I love him. *stalker face*

Why is the word 'moist' so much fun to whisper?

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
because it sounds so naughty.



what is my hair so knotty?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
coz you haven't put a comb through it in a while

why isn't there a name for the back of you knee?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
its yer knee pit.

Where is that smell coming from?

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
That was me, sorry.



Why is the two dimensional gradient vector field of arctan(x/y) so hard to work out?



Edit: Scratch that, I have a better one: Why the hell did I choose to major in maths?
EDITED_BY: Dancing_Llama (1194127273)

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SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
1) Because it's complicated.

2) Because you're complicated.

tongue

Why couldn't I get a goat for my friend's 18th?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
because you didn't look hard enough


Why did McAlpine want to get a goat for his mattes B-Day?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil



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