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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:No, kung fu.

What truth?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:the one your sitting on

to be or not to be???


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:theres bees about !!!!!

wheres there a net??


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:in your hair...

where did i park my llama??


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:In the Llama park by the hill.

Why do I have knees?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:To give you something to moan about when you are old and grey!

How many dimensions are there?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:9, including the "doesn't exiast dimension"

Why are turkeys so dumb?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Phoenix_OTM_TCR
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia

Total posts: 56
Posted:because if they were smarter chickenswould be afraid.


Where's my KFC?


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:in my tummy

what is a rectangle


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Flame Swirl


Flame Swirl

Weilder of the P.E.T.S.O.C.K.
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 247
Posted:A smartarsed circle...

Whats with the fish? *points at your pocket*


Reality is mass beleif...

Feed me and I will grow, give me drink and I will die...

I'll lap at your heels, if you give me the chance. Though I won't fetch or stay, I surely will dance...

Enjoy, be happy, and don't forget to breathe...

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore

Total posts: 529
Posted:its for my cornish game hen



is that a monster in your pocket?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:yes of course its my pet called ethel

why is the sky blue and the grass green and not the other way around???


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:I got mixed up when I was painting them.

Is Ethel an aardvark sort of a monster?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I don't think so....more platypus like....

why don't golf balls sing?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Total posts: 642
Posted:Cos people are hitting them all the time. Would you?

Oh crap, does that last question count? Sod. #Sing songy voicedly says# I'll just pretend I've not been asking these, ok? #Stops with the funny voice#
[censored]. And that one too.

What would happen if everyone in China jump-started their car at once?


Chucks nuns
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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:then the llama's would all go out to play!!!

why is HoP so cool???


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Total posts: 642
Posted:ubblol biggrin

Because some nulachunky put the server in the fridge.

Will I do ok busking tomorrow and the next day?


Chucks nuns
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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:only if you always check behind you!

can i have an emperor penguin?


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:No you can have a Adlie Penguin! hehe

Does my ass look big in this? excl


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:no it looks minimal

would you like some cheese?


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Thanks very much!

Can I have crackers too?

ubbrollsmile


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Penguin Sven
SILVER Member since Jun 2004

Penguin Sven

member
Location: Australia,Vic

Total posts: 185
Posted:negative, they make noises and irritate people in mivie cinimas

Whats cluking chicken licking?


"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Just me trying to learn new Poi moves with tin cans on string! wink

Do you think I should wear my bright red boxers today or my normal black ones?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:No, both at once.

What are spine jutty outy bits for?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:So that when U fall on your ass it really hurts and god laughs at you.



How come cats think they own you and not the other way round?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Total posts: 642
Posted:Cos they're good analytical thinkers and see what the humans who think they own cats do for them. :P

Why are hands that shape?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:So you can eat hula hoops 5 at a time wink

Why is spaghetti so much fun?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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kermit


kermit

overlord and maggot king
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia

Total posts: 171
Posted:a bottle

why do you have a rhino? and how can it fit in a bottle


welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:Use a super shrink ray and intice it in with a miniture fake lady rhino! biggrin

btw what kinda answer is "a bottle! umm

Anyone seen my super shrink ray about?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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kermit


kermit

overlord and maggot king
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia

Total posts: 171
Posted:not a good answer.

i have seen it over bye that minture fake lady rhino. behind that large angry looking sheep

whats the sheep so angry about?


welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.

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