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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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PinkNigel
PinkNigel

Pinker than thou
Location: A little pink world all my own...
Member Since: 4th May 2006
Total posts: 336
Posted:No, the elephant could spell...

Unless:

What was Anna getting banned for?


A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)

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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Teasing "Nelly the elephant". wink

Is punk dead?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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burningham
burningham

Second wave. DIVE!

Member Since: 2nd Aug 2006
Total posts: 132
Posted:it's merely sleeping. Shhhhh.



why is kia ora too orangey for crows?

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Hello?

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:because it smells like lavender

did you say that?


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knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:No. I said "SPARTA!"

Can you hand me that thimble and thread?


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PinkNigel
PinkNigel

Pinker than thou
Location: A little pink world all my own...
Member Since: 4th May 2006
Total posts: 336
Posted:Don't call me "thimble and thread"!!

Will the seventh Harry Potter book be any good?


A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Only as good as the seventh Star Wars movie.


Why can't elephants jump?


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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:because they can fly.

where were they when they said it would never happen?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:in a half empty glass.

An elephant has seven acorns. He goes to the market and trades them for three badgers. One badger gets leprosy and infects both other badgers and the elephant. In the frenzy, he loses his balloon. Solve for x.


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:x= 3.714 recurring tomatos. And one albanian coin.


What do circus people run away and join?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Centrelink ubblol


When is the best time to change a lightbulb?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:When you can stand on the ladder and have someone turn it around for you to unscrew the bulb.

Why does this pie taste like donkey poop?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Because the chef was probably an ass.

(puntastic!)


Why was 6 sad?


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Because Bounce was whimpy.

Knock knock?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Oh look! A pair of knockers!

Can you describe the world in three words?


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FireTom
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Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Love Light Laughter

Can you describe yourself in one word?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:twat


can a midget be considered tall?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:no but a dwarf among midgets can rolleyes

can you really ever be "shady"


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:If you were christened that, yes.

Do ducks dream?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Every night, about poetry and incestual unicorns.


Is it possible to grow a rock in your garden?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:It is with the right kind of attitude.

When is the best time to yell "SPARTA!" at someone?


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:When you don't know them and they're looking in the opposite direction.


If people can mutate into sheep, why don't they retain the ability to open gates and doors?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Because sheep or sheep-people don't have opposable thumbs. they have hooves.

It also stops them from performing other fine motor tasks such as completing crosswords, knitting, and self gratification.

How did Pandas, with their docile disposition and ridiculous fur colouring, survive to this day and age?


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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Because of their reproductive skills!
Panda. n. Eats, shoots and leaves.


What's the difference between a duck?


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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Deempje
Deempje

member
Location: Naaldwijk
Member Since: 11th Aug 2007
Total posts: 110
Posted:Green

How high is a ladder?


Well how about that...

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robnunchucks
robnunchucks

enthusiast
Location: manchester uk
Member Since: 14th Jul 2004
Total posts: 363
Posted:depends how long your tights are biggrin

how big is the worlds biggist midgit?


My nunchucks vital statictics biggrin

weight: 500g
handle lenght: 16 inches
chain length: 2 inches

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Felixwah
Felixwah

journeyman
Location: Norhwich/Manchester
Member Since: 12th Sep 2005
Total posts: 81
Posted:smaller than the worlds smallest person

why are oranges called oranges but banana's not called yellows?


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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:Because the colour orange was actually invented by the guy who discovered oranges -- who had never seen anything orange before!
(Fake tan hadn't been invented either).


Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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thombre
member
Location: Nottingham
Member Since: 6th Oct 2006
Total posts: 74
Posted:Because cars have a better union

Who stole my street-cred?


Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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Invader Xan
Invader Xan

Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
Location: Over the hills and far away
Member Since: 7th May 2005
Total posts: 479
Posted:That was your street cred? Sorry 'bout that...

Can giraffes swim?


"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

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