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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea

Total posts: 197
Posted:Water isn't wet.

If all the world were paper an all the sea were ink an all the trees were bread an cheese what would we have to drink?


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Bananas.

Where is the ning nang nong, and why do the trees go ping there?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

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ElectricBlue
GOLD Member since Feb 2002

ElectricBlue

Now with extra strawberries
Location: Canberra

Total posts: 810
Posted:Acctualy it is in the nong nang ning where the trees go ping. In the ning nang nong the cows go bong.

So why do the cows go bong?


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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Because they like to give THC flavoured milk.

Is there a conspiracy of conspiracy theorists, conspiring to discredit the conspiracy theory?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:possibly. according to the conspiracy of the conspiracy of conspiracy theorists, conspiring to discredit the theorists who are conspiring to discredit the conspiracy theory...(are you a member?)

why is your nose always itchy when youre covered in flour/glue/other substances?


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:it's the first rule of SOD'S LAW'

why do coconuts have milk, but no nipples?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:they do - they even have three nipples, but they grow outside in and that's why the milk is inside...

what do men have nipples for?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:they're for hanging utensils from whilst cooking in the nude.

why does a hot solid burn you, but a hot liquid scalds you?


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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PinkNigel


PinkNigel

Pinker than thou
Location: A little pink world all my own...

Total posts: 336
Posted:To tell you off for not drinking a nice cold beer.

Why isn't everything pink?


A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the censored up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)

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motionless_shadow


newbie
Location: Bangor....backwater reaches of...

Total posts: 12
Posted:because pink is an idesisive colour. its niether red nor white, and therefore sucks.

Your intelligence is STUPID

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motionless_shadow


newbie
Location: Bangor....backwater reaches of...

Total posts: 12
Posted:forgot the question....here we go.
if you dropped an egg onto concrete, would it crack?


Your intelligence is STUPID

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea

Total posts: 197
Posted:Of course it wouldn't. It would break.
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Because the people that wrote the dictionary were too busy arguing over duh and no duh to realise they'd stuffed up.

Why can't cows walk down stairs?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Because bulls can't climb ladders.

What is pre-posterous?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Just a fancy way of saying erous.

Why is burning a petting zo socially unnacceptable?


Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:pre-posterous is also the moment before a poster is applied to a vertical surface.

It's socially unacceptable because it's offensive to possums. And people who frequent said zoos (also known as "heavy petters")

Why did Nasi Goreng want to keep all the rabbits out of China?


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Because there were too many! Duh!

Why do two of my lectures clash this semester?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Aliens, dude. Your school's administration didn't have their tin foil helmets properly secured.

Why can't I sleep right now?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:The local cockroach population set up shop in your brain.

Why aren't rainbows made of neither rain nor bows?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz

Total posts: 1260
Posted:cos then they wouldnt look quite so pretty... altho they would look intersting.

what -really- lives on mars?


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Yakumo
SILVER Member since May 2006

Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire

Total posts: 1237
Posted:Dust bunnies!

Why does water flow from emotion? (tears)


Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

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ElectricStapler


newbie
Location: Go

Total posts: 33
Posted:So we can more easily identify and avoid those who are having a mental breakdown.

Why must every food be miniaturized?


Life is a box full of chocolates. Its full of the gross coconut ones.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:So you can feed it to miniature ponies!

Why do men miss the toilet bowl?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted:they are not missing it, they are just marking their territory.

How can I make a statistics-nerd with commitment-phobia interested in me?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:by turning yourself into a survey.

why is sunshine followed by rain or night?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:To ensure small children are afraid of the dark.
Why does getting 3 hours of sleep or less leave you feeling more tired than if you hadn't slept at all?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:It's your body's way of telling you it's pissed off for teasing it into a good nights sleep.

What is podcasting?


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:It's when you broadcast images of pea pods.

Why is myspace so popular?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Because it's bad for you.


Can you find a needle in a haystack?


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Yes, I saw them do it on mythbusters!

Why do cats like eating yoghurt?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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