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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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philhews
BRONZE Member since Jul 2008

newbie
Location: , England (UK)

Total posts: 37
Posted:Because 'it' specifically asked for you.

Can I go home?


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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:Only if you ask 'it' first.

Why do books want to see me in agony?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:because you crack their spines and fold their corners

where does the dark go when you switch the light on ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:It hides behind things, the light burns it.

Why do you torcher the dark?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:simply because

how am i going to breath with no air ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Evolve gills very quickly and jump in a river.

Where have i been?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:around

where haven't you been ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:Out of state.

Why does everyone post over night?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:Because I don't have access to a computer during the day. That and different time zones.

Will "it" make a comeback?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:He did, and he knew what yer fears were.


What chicken is purple with a golden beak?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:Once upon a time Mr. H- went for a stroll in the woods. Never had he seen so many of those little things, the ones that irked him by becoming lodged in his tendrils, so with a heavy heart he caught some of them and took them home in a specially prepared pouch. Unfortunately the pouch had been specially prepared for something quite different and all but one of the little things escaped and flew off unnoticed into his bedside lamp, there to wait until the time was right.

Several years later Mr H-'s neighbour, the Screaming Idiot, cornered him violently by the unnecessary wardrobe in the road and asked him several rather tricky questions, to which Mr. H- could make no reply, having surreptitiously hidden four or five objects in his mouth. That and the fact that the Screaming Idiot never spoke, except on Wednesdays. This being an unrecorded day other than Wednesday, all Mr. H- heard were some strange muffled noises coming from somewhere nearby.

"This will most certainly not do!" thought Mr. Q-, as he watched the scene unfolding from his hiding place beneath the unnecessary wardrobe, and pounced quite unexpectedly on Mrs. R-, who had just returned from the cattle market with a large and reasonably unwieldy object that nobody could identify.

Mrs. R-'s reaction was understandable, to say the least.

All at once the surviving cast exited stage left and all that could be seen, for miles around, was an unknown man with an extremely large hand pointing to a distant glimmer on the horizon which seemed to be headed our way.

As it drew nearer it became apparent that it was hunting for something and rushed past Mr. H- and the now unnaturally still Screaming Idiot leaving in its wake a stunned silence and a single purple feather. It had gone, quite uninvited, straight into Mr. H-'s house via the kitchen window. Clearly it was after something to eat. However, when Mr. H- had finally reclaimed his senses and given them to Mrs. R's object (the only trustworthy one in the immediate vicinity, since the departure of the unnecessary wardrobe) for temporary safe-keeping and ventured into his kitchen to survey the probable damage, all he found was a note written in a hurried scrawl and pasted artfully to the water dripping from the leaky tap.

It did not take much courage on Mr. H-'s part to ignore this note as, by this late stage in the proceedings, he was stultifyingly unable to see. Luckily Mr. Q- flew to the rescue by charging headlong up the stairs. When, after a period of several days, he finally came back downstairs, and having sheepishly mumbled something about getting lost under the carpet, he produced the culprit.

"Explain yourself", requested Mr. H-, who had had quite enough of this long and pointless story.

"I most humbly beg your forgiveness", replied what appeared to be a chicken, "but I was going much too fast to stop. As you can see I have recently had a nice new coat of paint, bright purple no less. I used it to trick a pensioner out of this golden beak (a family heirloom, no less) with which you see my face furnished (they're so easy to fool, you see, I feel it my duty to rob them at every available opportunity). However, on this occasion I was spotted by the local constabulary and found it necessary to flee post haste. I hope I haven't inconvenienced you greatly."

It turned out to taste very good.


What happened in the dark when no one was around?


wherever you go, there you are.

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:I read an intresting story about chickens, wadrobes and people that only have single letters for names.

What happened to the golden beak?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:It was eated in being mistaked for a fortuney cooky.

Why is bad grammar so fun?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:my bad gramma isn't fun she's nasty

why does curry give me strange dreams ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:because its strange.

Why do I always have strange dreams?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you must eat to much curry

who is st. helier and why did they make pear cider mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (far to p'ed )?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:St. Helier (or Helerius) was a Belgian ascetic monk who set up home on the little islet in the mouth of the bay that now has his name on Jersey in 540 AD. From there he sallied forth and undertook the mighty task of converting the entire population of Jersey. All by himself. A massive 30 PEOPLE!!!

He was killed by pirates in 555 AD, but continues to brew booze even to this day.

Why do people always call it pear cider and not perry, as it should be?


wherever you go, there you are.

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Live_in_a_spin
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there, United...

Total posts: 383
Posted:Mass marketing.

Why do insect bite's have to itch so much.


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:They don't HAVE to, they only do it to piss you off.

What time was it earlier?


wherever you go, there you are.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:Hammer time......

what time is bed time ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:time for you to get a watch!


Mayo Naise?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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illevale


illevale

The smarticle person


Total posts: 1
Posted:Is icky!...if you meant mayonnaise?

where does mayo come from?


:X the one who lives under your bed

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:It comes from a magical well deep in some forest...

Or is that water?

(Yay! Mah Sista made an account!!)


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:No, this here is water.

Why is the earth not flat anymore?


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:Because someone thought it would be fun to make it a bouncy ball.

Why do I love music?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:because you wrote it on a little note

why can't i stop getting tattooed ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:Your tattoo artist is deaf. So just telling him that he can finally put down the needle just won't do it.

Why are veggies (especially cauliflower) so heavy to carry?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Because they're not actually malnourished, despite what a lot of other people think.


Why, if you make.. say.. a fresh mug of hot chocolate, and tap the bottom of the mug with the spoon in the same place several times, does the pitch of the 'ting' sound rise every time you tap it- until you stir it, when it goes back down again..?(try it!)


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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TenFingersBrad
GOLD Member since Aug 2008

TenFingersBrad

Smeeeeg Heeeeeed
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 25
Posted:Because the stress of waiting for the hot drink to cool down is causing the tapper(in this case yourself) to tense the small muscles in the inner ear, resulting in the heightening of pitch. (I swear.)


Why is it that circles so relaxing?


Much Heart.

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chemairo
SILVER Member since Sep 2008

person who like to spin all gears
Location: Germany - Dsseldorf

Total posts: 62
Posted:Because there are it smile

What comes behind the stars?

EDITED_BY: Warri0r (1224438399)


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