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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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FunkFish


FunkFish

Watch out as ultimate Cute and Funkyness arives...
Location: Holland, Zaandam (next to Amst...

Total posts: 191
Posted:yoda would say... use the force...

What is the Force?


Push me, and then just hurt me, till i can get my satisfaction...

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:It's this voice in my head that keeps calling my Luke Skywalker. biggrin

why don't I own a long white flowing dress?


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Radzyn
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Radzyn

HoP Star Wars Aficionado
Location: Las Vegas, NV

Total posts: 183
Posted:Cause I kinda used it to wax my car...

Why does the dress work so well?


~Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:because you KNOW that you aren't suppose to use it.

Why does the sap from the tree keep getting on my truck?


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio

Total posts: 319
Posted:The same reason its all over the ass of my pants.
Will I have a super-de-dooper time in Europe?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:no you will not!;) because I'm stuck here at home.

where are you at now?


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:somewhere with really dry lips

why cant i find my blistex?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Ewal


member
Location: London,United Kingdom

Total posts: 43
Posted:Because you lost it??

which animal has four independently moving knees


the calm and the chaos

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TuTuMan
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

TuTuMan

Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA

Total posts: 139
Posted:i dont know...... but i saw something on the wall that looked like it...

can anyone fathom how strung/burnt out TuTu man is right now?


::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet

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Henrik
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Henrik

member
Location: Sweden

Total posts: 111
Posted:you are not meant to plant trees in trucks. now figure the answer out yourself.

but if you leave it like that, what will happend 2 the truck?


youre like the diet coke of evil. just one calorie, not evil enough.

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andythepoi


andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk

Total posts: 508
Posted:it will run out of deisel but it wont make any noise cos there was no one in the woods to hear it!

why, when after years n years n years of hardly any female interest in me at all, am i going thru a right purple patch just now and having to fight the buggers off with a stick...spesh when i'm a fat bald ugly bugger with specs! hehehe


It's smashing to be back x

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:very

why?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Henrik
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Henrik

member
Location: Sweden

Total posts: 111
Posted:because you paid them?

now mister! where did you find those money!?


youre like the diet coke of evil. just one calorie, not evil enough.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:over there.

hey *squints* what is that?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Henrik
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Henrik

member
Location: Sweden

Total posts: 111
Posted:oooh sorry!!!! **blushes**

aaah.. haha... so it wasnt me? *squints* yeah what is that over there?


youre like the diet coke of evil. just one calorie, not evil enough.

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TuTuMan
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

TuTuMan

Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA

Total posts: 139
Posted:it is TuTu dressed for battle

Are you blinded by my frilly poofy pants of doom?


::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:No, just scarred for life with the image of a monkey in a tutu wearing frilly knickers.

Now, did anyone see where I put the super duper transitiony gadget for world domination?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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TuTuMan
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

TuTuMan

Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA

Total posts: 139
Posted:i stole it.. and ate it... it is now a part of me

does this mean I am now a gadget for world domination?


::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:No, it just means you'll have killer indigestion for a week biggrin

So now I need to buy a new gadget for world domination. Any ideas where I can get one?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Radzyn
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Radzyn

HoP Star Wars Aficionado
Location: Las Vegas, NV

Total posts: 183
Posted:Wal-Mart, of course!

Which country were you planning on starting with?


~Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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Dr Greenthumb
BRONZE Member since Jun 2004

Roll up!, The Doctors in the house!
Location: Fife

Total posts: 243
Posted:jamaica, i hear the grass is green,


Why am i at work early on a monday morning?


If we all ate one person then i'd be full.

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:Because you have nothing better to do.

Why am I eating rice pudding from a tin?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:I have absolutely no idea.

Rice pudding comes in a tin?


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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TuTuMan
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

TuTuMan

Mushroom Fueled Frenzy
Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA

Total posts: 139
Posted:if by tin you mean frozen otter, then we are on the same page !

can someone erase memories from my brain please? ill be a monkey for you for a week if you do


::::does a little monkey man dance::::
You'll understand when you see his dancing feet

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:why should i bother? it seems you're a monkey anyway! ubblol oh, alright, here you go *removes some memories*

were these the right ones?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mele
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

Mele

A perth girl gone walkabout...
Location: Back home in Perth WA

Total posts: 396
Posted:If you removed the memory of which memories he wanted removed then i don't think he could tell ya, and they are probably the right ones! ubblol



Why am i still at work when i've quit and have plenty of other things to do?? rolleyes


I smile because i have no idea whats going on!! biggrin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:cos at least you're getting paid which is something im sure as hell not doing!

why is HoP so much more interesting than China's relationship with taiwan, tibet and the spratly islands?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:because it sounds something like studies to me.

Why do feathers tickle?


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:they have tiny weeny little people hiding in them who jump out and poke you!

why is it that the clothes that always look awesome and gorgeous, just arent suitable for lounging around watching DVDs and eating pizza?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:because they are not made for ounging around watching DVDs and eating pizza.

Why does bed time always come so early?


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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