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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
shes busy and i ordered anchovies not brain. oh well..... *eats*


does anyone else want a bite? footinmouth

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
no thankies, but I think I'll order pizza.

Anyone want some?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
nah just had chinese.. and brain.

is that you in the avatar?

Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
yes it is indeedy biggrin

Why do you ask this?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
eet ees very preety.

will you be my friend ubblove

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Of course ubbangel

But will you be mine?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
yes yes yes yes yes hug2

but you are a dragon and i am a small fungal snack sized buddy.

I've heard dragons have a habbit of accidentally eating people. Do you promise not to eat me? redface

nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:


she will eat you its her job


have every one seen my new pics in the gallery?

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes



And what makes you (mageshroom) think i will eat you? Don't you know Pink Dragons don't like eating mushrooms? (2 questions ubbangel)

hug2
EDITED_BY: Pink...? (1088888486)

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
I had no idea that dragons dn't like eating mushrooms. Its good news all round biggrin

Do dragons just eat young virgins tied to rocks then? ubbidea

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Perhaps.





Do crackers matter?

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
yes mageshroom I'll be your friend.

I shouldn't think mushrooms taste too nice to dragons.

What do you think?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
as i dragon i will say that i think mushrooms taste quite nice indeed. however not fried mushrooms. they are icky. and for the record; i dont eat virgins tied to rocks. sorry, but if you have some virgins you want disposed of, i will pass them along to my friend the necromancer.

why do my feet smell?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because you went paddling in the bog of eternal stench!

Why am i still unable to focus my eyes properly?

(and i know other ways you could dispose of virgins rogue that doesnt involve necromancers, just a few minutes of your time) wink hug

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
because you have drunk too much of the funny clear spirit you mistook for water

Why is it that I have a morbid fascination with road kill?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Because in a past life you were a vulture.
Why did so many interesting things happen while I was in California, and nothing ever does when I'm actually home?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
because that's what is known as sod's law biggrin

Why am I eating chocolate cake for breakfast?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
cos it's a decadent treat n yer in the mood to spoil yaself

why if oranges are called oranges and greens are greens arnt bananas called yellows?

It's smashing to be back x


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
"bananna" means yellow in a mountain dialect of kalqui

why is canberra so boring?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
I have no idea at all.

Why is it that these women on these fashion adverts look so freaking clueless?

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because they are?

What is 1 + 1?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
more than you started with wink

If pink..? is the mistress of pink....who is the master?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
Mr Blobby!!!


how do you help a tortoise with constipation?

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
not a stupid answer...well it is but its actually true according to the Tortoise Trust

Constipation: Soak the tortoise in a bath of tepid water for 30 minutes, with the water level just covering the plastron. If this does not work, consult your veterinarian for advice. This condition is almost invariably the result of poor dietary management. Increase fibre intake substantially. Laxatives commonly used are liquid parafin and lactulose. Dandelion root added to feed will often work here too.

Do all sheep go "Baaa" no matter what language you speak?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


lllk
182 posts

Posted:
yes... except the french ones who go Bah!

thanks for the tortoise answer, I gave hermes a bath today but he wasnt giving me any [censored] (so to speak) his diets fine but it is lacking in dandelion root. Ill dig some out of the cupboard.

Is it weird to have a cupboard full of herbal remedies and jars of Dandelion root, or is it just plain sensible ?

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
it weird you weirdo! wink

Is mage weird or not weird?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
he's not weird cause he has a tortoise wheeeee!

And I though French sheep went Le Bah? biggrin

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
they do.

but do they have wooly armpits or hairy armpits?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Mais oui!
What's the difference between a duck?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


SeraphireHoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs


Posted:
How many Table-lamp enchanting Pesto pots its tried to sick over its head.

Did any of that make sence and how?

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

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