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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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Burning_Bengal


Burning_Bengal

newbie
Location: California

Total posts: 24
Posted:because your mother is a moron.

why are there so few anthros in the world?


burning thingys is fun, and exciting

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:ubblol i read that as brother..

because there is too much of this plastic imitation cheese.

why do we like foods/drinks unnaturally coloured blue?


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because the brainwashing of the add companies tells us to

who lives under my bed?


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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:a ninja

what do you get when you cross a shiatsu with a bulldog?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:quite obviously, a bullshite.

why didn't the chicken get hit by a car when it crossed the road?


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:becaus it was....da da da!...super chicken!

where did i put it?


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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:in my baq pocket!

where's schmeedle?


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Shu
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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:behind the couch cushion

how many peas can a small child fit up their nose?


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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:1,967, but only if they're inserted sideways!

can you fit a chainsaw up your nose?


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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:only on tuesdays


can your mother sow?


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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:only if she's sowing corn on saturday evenings!

where did you buy your education?


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(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:same place you did



can you fit a soccer ball in your armpit?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:only during the full moon *how'*

are your palms hairy?


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(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:only during the full moon *howl*

are your palms hairy?


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(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:only during the full moon



are your feet hairy?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:not anymore!

do your balls fit your sockets?


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Shu
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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:both fit great



wants a nose job?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:it's a job in a perfume factory!

Are you serious?


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(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:i'm never serious- except on wednesday afternoons and occasionally on sundays after 7pm

what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


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Captain_Hi_Top
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Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:42




does any one have a good question to ask?


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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:the messaih

why was the other leg also green?


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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

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Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:your dog is blind



how you doing?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Burning_Bengal


Burning_Bengal

newbie
Location: California

Total posts: 24
Posted:your mother's uncle's brother's bestfriend's lesbian lover's gay son who just happens to be George W Bush.

why is school so boring?


burning thingys is fun, and exciting

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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1626
Posted:Because they're doing tests on you - endurance tests. They're attempting to select those who can withstand a high amount of tedious activity without falling asleep for the high-profile sheep-counting jobs of tomorrow.



Where did I leave my earrings?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:in madagascar

why are your earings in madagascar?


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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1626
Posted:Because the lemurs worship me as their god.

Why do the lemurs worship me?!


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingd...

Total posts: 740
Posted:They don't, they worship your earrings.

Can I borrow your earrings and lead an army of lemurs on a crusade to overthrow the fruit bowl? I believe it was last seen in Lancashire...


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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1626
Posted:Lancashire? That's the land of the inimitable badger beasts. They are my allies; they shall send out a scouting party. FORTH MY MINIONS!

Will you be my minion?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:only if you give me cheese

how many earlobes do you have?


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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:if you include the ones i just had implanted, 63 and a half.

why is cheese yellow, green, or sometimes blue?


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