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Location: inside your head
Okay, this is simple
all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.
Why is poi
so cool?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
well, why not!..
sleep?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
no my cars in the drive
toothpaste anyone?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
no thanks my pet giraffe stole my toothbrush and i have no fingers.
whats the difference between steps and stairs>/?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
you can sleep on steps
who is that?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
its something on the wing
why is it every time i try think of something stupid to say i cant?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
'cause you're so smart...
unless you say stupid things but don't realise it; so in that case you're so stupid! 
what is the difference between the darwinian and the neo-darwinian theory? (despite their time of appearence)
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
the "neo-" part....
why do bands name themselves after things but spell it differently? (eg. gorillaz, limp bizkit)
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
they can't spell!
why should cats have 7 lives?
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
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"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
because they're not worthy of the extra 2
who is the hoper with the number 1 below me? (#15895)
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
i have no idea!
Ooo oo oo aahh aahh AAAAGGHHH!!!
(Trans: I like fire)
translation from which language?
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
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"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Simian of course!!!
What colour is it when you close your eyes?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
a general absence of colour with little red-purple-green dots!!!
ah... simiam. can you communicate with aliens too?
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
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"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
no...cant....there are no aliens
who said there were aliens?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
santa claus.
he lied?
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
dont expect him to tell the truth, hes got half the world convinced he doesnt exist.
You didnt know this?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
i thought it was nasty rumours the easter bunny was spreading!
shouldn't we inform the globe?
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
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"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
yes, they need to know
do chimps believe in santa?
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
of course - but more in a god kinda way...
do monkeys really rule the world?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
it's only one monkey and he only presides over america!
are there gaseous clouds around uranus?
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
lol usually
If cats always land on their feet, how come kittens fall over at the slightest touch?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
humans can walk and run but babies crawl...
what should i cook today?
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
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"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
88 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK
Pizza toast (love it)
If you're learning to drive and the person who accompanies you in the car has to hold a UK license for a minimum of 3 years, do they have to be sober also?
>>>d(o_0)b<<<
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Only if you're driving on the right
When does a stopped clock need to be restarted?
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
When it gets back to 12!!
How do i make a sandwich?
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
By cutting a piece of bread into two halves, and taking out the middle.
How do you sink a battleship full of lead?
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts
that depends if it was built by the americans, british, french or germans.
what goes though the mind of a pickle on a daily basis?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
weather it would have taken the red or the blue pill if put in the same position as Neo in The Matrix.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
crazy scared them off by stalking them
are santas elfs part of a workers union?
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
only on tuesdays and thursdays between 9 and 4
what shoud i wear?
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Is this the 3000th post in this thread?
Let's relight this forum 
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