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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:well, why not!..

sleep?


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:no my cars in the drive

toothpaste anyone?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:no thanks my pet giraffe stole my toothbrush and i have no fingers.

whats the difference between steps and stairs>/?


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:you can sleep on steps

who is that?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:its something on the wing



why is it every time i try think of something stupid to say i cant?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:'cause you're so smart... biggrin unless you say stupid things but don't realise it; so in that case you're so stupid! hehe

what is the difference between the darwinian and the neo-darwinian theory? (despite their time of appearence) tongue


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
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"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...

Total posts: 370
Posted:the "neo-" part....

why do bands name themselves after things but spell it differently? (eg. gorillaz, limp bizkit)


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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:they can't spell!

why should cats have 7 lives?


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...

Total posts: 370
Posted:because they're not worthy of the extra 2

who is the hoper with the number 1 below me? (#15895)


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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:i have no idea!

Ooo oo oo aahh aahh AAAAGGHHH!!!
(Trans: I like fire)
translation from which language?


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:Simian of course!!!

What colour is it when you close your eyes?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:a general absence of colour with little red-purple-green dots!!!


ah... simiam. can you communicate with aliens too?


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:no...cant....there are no aliens


who said there were aliens?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:santa claus.

he lied?


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:dont expect him to tell the truth, hes got half the world convinced he doesnt exist.

You didnt know this?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:i thought it was nasty rumours the easter bunny was spreading!


shouldn't we inform the globe?


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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Sporky


Sporky

addict
Location: Glasgow

Total posts: 663
Posted:yes, they need to know

do chimps believe in santa?


Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:of course - but more in a god kinda way...

do monkeys really rule the world?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:it's only one monkey and he only presides over america!


are there gaseous clouds around uranus?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim

...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United...

Total posts: 580
Posted:lol usually wink

If cats always land on their feet, how come kittens fall over at the slightest touch?


Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun, Germany

Total posts: 91
Posted:humans can walk and run but babies crawl...

what should i cook today?


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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CaMiLL(e_o)


CaMiLL(e_o)

member
Location: Epsom, Surrey, UK

Total posts: 88
Posted:Pizza toast (love it)

If you're learning to drive and the person who accompanies you in the car has to hold a UK license for a minimum of 3 years, do they have to be sober also?


>>>d(o_0)b<<<

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:Only if you're driving on the right wink

When does a stopped clock need to be restarted?


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...

Total posts: 370
Posted:When it gets back to 12!!

How do i make a sandwich?


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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:By cutting a piece of bread into two halves, and taking out the middle.

How do you sink a battleship full of lead?


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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The Misguided Oracle
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas, Australia

Total posts: 404
Posted:that depends if it was built by the americans, british, french or germans.
what goes though the mind of a pickle on a daily basis?


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:weather it would have taken the red or the blue pill if put in the same position as Neo in The Matrix.

Where have all the cowboys gone?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:crazy scared them off by stalking them


are santas elfs part of a workers union?


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:only on tuesdays and thursdays between 9 and 4



what shoud i wear?


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Is this the 3000th post in this thread?

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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