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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:not just a candle a big red candle


so who wants a big red candle?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:only if you drink milkshakes.

why are there purple beans?


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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:because my dog chewed the old webcam

bellypop?


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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:if you insist.

bubblegum?


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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:a whatty what?

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:only when your not really here....

why do eggs have stuff inside them?


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:because i don't eat egg shells.

how did my room get all messed up again already?


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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:the f**k up fairy came and visited

what should i cook?


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:milk coz it's pink i think ha ha ha!

why does that happen if i don't like it?


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Murphy's inlaws cause it.

Where is a potplant?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:in the plants pot!!

if the fruit an orange is called an orange'coz its orange then why isnt a lemon called yellow coz its yellow??


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Piėrrĕ
Piėrrĕ

newbie
Location: england, essex, southend
Member Since: 19th Jun 2005
Total posts: 5
Posted:because there all blue

what happens when you dip a lolipop in acid?


poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi

EVERYBODY LOVES POI!

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:it turns into a gopher and eats u!!

why do all school teachers live under their desks??


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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:wouldn't you be friends with dried up old teacher gum?!!


how do you grow a beetroot tree?


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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:by eating beetroot seeds so that the tree grows out of your ears!!

how do you tell if your hairs on fire??


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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:the fireman hitting you in the head


where have all the cowboys gone?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:they turned into plastic so they could chase more indians.

when is it going to get warmer?...


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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:soon i hope


where have all the plastic cowboys gone?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:they were eaten by the dog.

how long til dinner?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:three hairs passed a freckle

who's line is it, anyway?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Bingo the giant walruses.

What are my watercolour pencils doing over there?


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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:having a cup of tea


anyone for tea?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:the aardvark and the llama and the gopher asked me to send their most sincere apologies as they do not drink tea!!

where did i pull that answer from??


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:A wildebeasts left earhole

Why are mongoose eating my lemon pumpernickle


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:because they can

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:Because you starve them of love and affection to the extent that they destroy or assimilate that which is special to you. You really need to put yourself in the mind of a mongoose just for a moment and then you will see the all encompassing truth in all that I say. Don't worry, mynci, you will soon come to understand, and then you shall spread the word... The word of...

The word of what?


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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:*Grumbles*
Bloody extra page. Where did this come from?

The bloody thing would chuck 28lbs of wood of course.
But I will keep my origional Q.


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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:my big toe


why in multiple choice they say -D:all of the above
and not -A:all of the below?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:because fatcs only float

why is there cheese in my cupboard?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Because it isn't on your hat.

Why didn't Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay climb Mt Snoremous?


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