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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


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MiG
MiG

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Posted:to teach preschoolers how to spin fire poi :P

why do coffee cups have to be so small?


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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:Something about that gravitation pull of the styrofoam makes it impossible to be anything bigger than extra small size. (that bugs me too)

if a box of cereal, a yo yo, and an aerosol can were to get into a fight, who would become President?


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MiG
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Posted:Me!!

What is the question of life, the universe and everything? We know the answer is 42, but what's the question?


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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Why is the question of life

Why is it that people the come through work are so damn impatient even when they can see we are flat out busy!?!?! AND THERE RUDE ASSHOLES smile


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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Posted:Because they make a list of things to do everyday and "be an [censored] to someone at their workplace" was on top of today's list. smile

Why does bleached hair turn green in the pool?


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MiG
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Posted:because the wee in the pool and the chlorine mix, and that reacts with the hair molecules. In reality, all the hair molecules turn greener, but you can only see it in blond hair.

does the sun have time zones?


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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:no, we made up time zones so the sun would shine in different parts of the world at certain times

Are platypuss good pets confused


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MiG
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Posted:No, they cruch houses and eat cars. and stampede. and drink all your beer. and turn the music up really loud at about 4 in the morning. and take all your phone line time. did i mention they drank all your beer?

what is the best beverage in existance?


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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:I ythink it's when the bevers get to about 7 years old. Then it's all down hill!

Why is there only one Monopolies commision??


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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:cos elana is nice and would have prob done the same

why do we find it amazing to ask dum questions?


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pounce
pounce

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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:cause the government is to blame

why did the chicken cross the road?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
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Total posts: 41
Posted:cos the chicken wanted to get to its egg which were accross the road that he were crossing

how fatal is fatal?


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peaches**86943
peaches**86943

thats sooooo not where i parked my car...................
Location: mareeba
Member Since: 23rd Aug 2003
Total posts: 198
Posted:ohhhh bad terrible big scary evil tree argh fatal

why does the ocean reflect tha sky and why does the sky reflect the ocean


we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
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Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:because they're both so shiney!

If Edward Woodward was made of wood, would Edward Woodward burn like wood would? confused


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Kaji
Kaji

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Location: Vansterdam
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Total posts: 564
Posted:anything burns when you add enough kero. biggrin

why did Kill Bill Vol. 2 suck so much?


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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MiG
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Posted:It didnt, because it didnt really happen. It doesnt exist. It's all a figment of my pet dog's imagination smile

why is there never normal music on TV?


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Ebonyglider
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Posted:then the radios would have to go on strike for equal rights.

why do digital cameras suck?


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MiG
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Posted:they dont. that, too, is a figment of my pet dog's imagination.

Ok, enough with the pet dog.

did the colour orange get named after the fruit, or did the fruit get named after the colour?


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Ebonyglider
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Posted:Neither - it got named after your pet dog's imagination.

Does cracking your knuckles really give you arthiritis?


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ayden
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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
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Total posts: 41
Posted:i dont know ask your dog

why is some dogs more clever than their owners?


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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:they took too many pills.

are mobile phones worse than rain?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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MiG
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Posted:neither are as abd as sunlight.

why did the computer mouse get called that?


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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
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Total posts: 41
Posted:it actually realy depends on the make and model of the mobile.

why is the months in a year not alpabetically placed?


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i_might_be_wrong
i_might_be_wrong

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Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, England
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Total posts: 19
Posted:Because the romans couldn't write

Why is it that when you hum and plug your nose the humming stops, do you really hum out of your nose???

And more importantly, why is it everytime I try this people start to laugh at me?? ubblol


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in the eyes of society I should be in jail,
for the choice of herbs I inhale

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MiG
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Posted:for the same reason that there isnt 400 degrees in a circle, and there isnt 50 or 100 minutes in an hour, or seconds in a minute - it would make sense then.

if someone was born on april fools day, do they still have a birthday?


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_VT_
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Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Yes,but it's nothing but a joke! tongue


why do people insist on long conversations through im's? mad


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ayden
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Total posts: 41
Posted:cos their bored

vegetarians eat vegetables does meatarians eat mainly meat?


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Trillian
Trillian

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Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:Nope- chocolate. and roasted peeps.
Whats for dinner?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
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Posted:leftovers!! yum yum!!

Will someone give me dreads??

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
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Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:eventually, but not me i dont know how

why do i spend night after night sitting at my computer?


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