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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:because its a big conspiracy run by the rac and vodafone!

is it ok for me to "do" my nails with a penknife??


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:yeah, i do

when people 'do' their nails, what are they 'doing' to them?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:applying a honeyroast glaze so that when its hot their fingers smell meaty.

Has anyone actually ever used all the attachments of their swiss army knife for their proper jobs and not just becoming a pokey???


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:yeah, what do you think the swiss army do? i bet a swiss soldier would know what to do.

why is red?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:i dunno, because red is red! stupid! wink

Why is rum gone?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Because and evil army of leprecauns broke into your house last night and stole it, just to piss you off. (or you drank it, take your pick)

why dont you buy more rum?


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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:I drank it all! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!beerchug
um...I mean...rum? what rum? I never saw any rum!
What would you do if someone gave you an elephant?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Because the leprecauns took it

where are my poi?


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Under your bed with the rest of your junk.

Why is the weather so beautiful during the week and so awful on the weekends?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:Because it loves to see me sit in my pointless classes and look longingly out the window, and then play soccer in the rain.
Why is my computer so censored slow?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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PsychoTronic(old)
PsychoTronic(old)

member
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece
Member Since: 3rd Apr 2004
Total posts: 64
Posted:it needs FORMAT???



why my bunny behaves like a cat???


The only thing constant in life is change...

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Because it has a checkered family tree.

Why is my neck sore?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:You have been hunched over reading the hop forums too long


why should i "just do it"


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PsychoTronic(old)
PsychoTronic(old)

member
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece
Member Since: 3rd Apr 2004
Total posts: 64
Posted:because when god rained necks you had an umbrella...



What does sore mean???


The only thing constant in life is change...

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PsychoTronic(old)
PsychoTronic(old)

member
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece
Member Since: 3rd Apr 2004
Total posts: 64
Posted:Because you wear NIKE!



why is my house dirty and ugly and has much of junk food and stinks like s...???


The only thing constant in life is change...

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Vestia
Vestia

member
Location: San Diego,CA
Member Since: 20th Dec 2003
Total posts: 47
Posted:because you had a wild party last night and all those stippers caused a huge mess.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tooise pop? (lol...i really wanna know)


*Vestia enters the world of poi not knowing what to do*

*smiles and than starting thinking i never know what i'm doing*

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DFZ
DFZ

Christian Death Metal Anyone?
Location: Ipswich, Queensland
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 313
Posted:One too many.

Why is an Aardvark called an Aardvark?


Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
-- Steven Wright

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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:Because badger was taken already
why did I have to get sick on my trip to Chicago?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:because you ate worms for dinner *tsk tsk*

What's the deal with airplane peanuts??

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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chappas4306
member
Location: brissie, queensland
Member Since: 21st Dec 2003
Total posts: 24
Posted:because they where made by a waffle iron

where does dust come from... (i hate it)


--{ goldfish production }--

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:From little itty bitty rocks!

Why is silverware called silverware when it's made of stainless?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:because stainless is silver. sorta

why does it have to rain when there is a fire meet tonight?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:to prove that you can still fire spin in the rain.


why does beer taste so damn good?


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:because it is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy.

what causes headaches?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:lack of sex. ubbloco

why did i pick a job that is more than likely to make me a bullet magnet?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:For the money

why isn't rootbeer alchoholic?


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PsychoTronic(old)
PsychoTronic(old)

member
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece
Member Since: 3rd Apr 2004
Total posts: 64
Posted:Ask him wink


Why am I answering?


The only thing constant in life is change...

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Fire Bunny
Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz
Member Since: 27th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1260
Posted:cox some thing inside you compelled you to do so

why dose my head hurt this morning?


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:lack of sex

Is that a suitable answer for everything?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:you're damn right it is!

why am i so bored?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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