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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingd...

Total posts: 740
Posted:The brown stuff that I found the string on.

When I was 10 my goldfish suddenly got smaller and changed colour slightly. Why?


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drakematrix
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH, USA

Total posts: 174
Posted:because you aren't supposed to pee in the water.

where is that thing I was looking for?


What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:over there, next to that thing you lost but didnt care about

why?


so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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bing!
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK

Total posts: 184
Posted:i dont understand, "why" what?

--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:because y has a curly tail...

who ate the cheese?


tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:It wasnt me!

Why are u accusing me? *runs away in guilt*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:because you look guilty...

why did u do it? xxx


tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:neither do i, do you?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Radzyn
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Radzyn

HoP Star Wars Aficionado
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA

Total posts: 183
Posted:Yes, yes I do. *shiftyeyes* Who's got that video? umm

~Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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bing!
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK

Total posts: 184
Posted:not me, can i have the video?
EDITED_BY: bing! (1114205544)


--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:u wudnt like it

has the mystery been solved yet? *brushes crumbs from mouth* biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:there was never no mystery.

how come you're so confused about this?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because i have the IQ of a dyslexic shoelace with a frontal lobotomy

why are hobbit feet hairy?


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:to camouflage against their fathers backs.

why is the farmer in the del?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because he can be

why do things go missing when you need them?


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:because they rock and roll all night and party everyday

how come my cat cant walk on my stilts?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because you haven't trained it well enough

why do the gremlins live under my bed?


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:because you keep using the toaster

why do people run from me


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:because your head looks like a pineapple.. they're going to go and get their juicers and smoothie makers...


why do smoothies taste so good with mango?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:because it rearanges to 'go, man'

whys the sky blue?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:because they ran out of purple paint

why is the grass green?


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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:because of the purple maneating pelican of doom had a historectomy.

What is the meaning of life?


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:pancakes

what is the meaning of the life of an oopa loopa (sp?)


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:banana splits

why do cows go 'moo'?


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:because they cant say coconuts

what will happen if i slap a watermellon monotonously for 7 hours?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:it would turn blue.

how do you think the world will end?


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:it will end fast, and soon.

how many ppl will survive the coming holocaust?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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PsychoTronic


stranger
Location: Greece-Samos-Athens

Total posts: 80
Posted:all the Hoppers smile



why dont you think pink?


"For once there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes,
a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream, a land where all things are perfect and poisonous."
"Put out the torches! Hide the moon! Hide the stars!"



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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:because we do blue

why am i covered in paint (really i am)?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand

Total posts: 1799
Posted:because its sassy.

whats up with clowns?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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