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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:yesterday and a minute.

Can u direct me to the nearest land mine?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Spiderbaby
Spiderbaby

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Member Since: 31st Mar 2005
Total posts: 199
Posted:Yes, yes i can.

Why is Ireland shaped like a dog? weavesmiley


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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:because the mice wanted it like that

why do you only get a life jacket if your plane crashes?


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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:because you wouldn't need one in a car crash.

where does enthusiasm for uni work go to?


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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:to the pub

why does scone dough taste bad but scones taste good?


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Raro
member
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 97
Posted:i dont know maybe its just your cooking


tongue what is the difference between right and wrong?


The Salmon moose!

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

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Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:right is on one side and wrong can never make up its mind.

why would someone want their subway toasted as well?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:because it's not fun when you're on the train and it's all cold and unpleasent

could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Raro
member
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 97
Posted:no, because if he is god and has all-power why would he have a microwave

why are mountains so big?


The Salmon moose!

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:because you must not have heard of bonsai mountains. they take a lot more time to grow than bonsai trees, but are much more rewarding

what do you say to a man with a chair full of piano keys?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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~Leah~
~Leah~

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Location: Sunshine Coast
Member Since: 26th Sep 2004
Total posts: 584
Posted:How do you play that?

Why do silent farts smell worse than loud farts?


Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

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Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:lol i was gonna say watch out for the sharps!

hmm thats why they are called sbd i think.

why is a peg called a peg?


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Raro
member
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 97
Posted:because they ran out of names for small plastic things

what is the air speed verlorcity of an unlaiden swallow?


The Salmon moose!

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:because it would be silly to call it a pig

why aren't there more hours in the day?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:raro: 3

ilsanya: because they would spill over into the next day

what's the biggest thing ever?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Raro
member
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 97
Posted:because it would stuff up the earths orbits and we would crash into the sun

why did they invent the wind chime?


The Salmon moose!

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:sparkey: mrs callister



raro: because they were stoned



why do we have 10 fingers?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:no question? okay then, what do amadillos really eat, if not kumquats?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:fruit bats

ok why do we have ten fingers?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:because it beats having ten eyebrows

why is the colour blue so pretty?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:because it is the colour of the sky on a nice day

why do snails go so slowly?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:because they're snails (duh)!

what makes the world go around?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:me!!

where do lemmings come from?


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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:the moon (which has eclipsed the sun, even though the sun is in tune).

why is dark side such a great album (even though its not quite so good as animals)?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:because pink floyd is the best and greatest

why can't plane tickets be cheaper


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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:because we can't fly by ourselves..yet..

why does Tina drink from the water fountain?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:bcos the birds weed in the drinking fountain biggrin

Why are all celebrities sell outs?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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~Leah~
~Leah~

addict
Location: Sunshine Coast
Member Since: 26th Sep 2004
Total posts: 584
Posted:the pro's would get too tired laying on their back all day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?


Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:because they can

why does it rain on the day i was going to do circus in the park with a friend i haven't seen in years
(it hadn't rained for months even though it is now autumn)


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monkeynamedspank
monkeynamedspank

Padawan
Location: Bolton
Member Since: 3rd Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:because it hadn't rained for months

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?


Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)

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