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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:Because whoever ate all the pies wont have a six pack! ubblol

How late is too late?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:forever and a day

Why are Nalgene bottles so indestructible?

~ Bobo


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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:because they are made of a titanium/custard alloy!

Why, if water is clear, do things get darker when they are wet? umm

(wickedpixie, you need to spin at the top of constitution hill at 4 in the morning and a storm a brewing! biggrin i'll give you a pound if you get the wicks lit.


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:Because water is really a parasite that makes everything it touches darker.

But why is the rum gone?

~ Bobo


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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:i gave it to my cat when it said it wanted toothpaste



why can i cross my big toe over my other toes only on my left foot?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Because your right foot does not have time for frivolity's!

Why did a ferret invade my dreams last night?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Because...

No. I am not going to speculate as to what on God's Green Earth you were doing with a ferret yesterday.

Where do they do the colonoscopies?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:In the place where I put that thing that time.

Why won't my dog stop barking at the phone books on my porch???

~ Bobo


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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:they arnt phone books, they are an alien invasion force smile

can pencils die?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:yes,but you have to chew off their erasers.

why do some naturaly beautiful women think they are not pretty?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:society forced them into it redface

has anyone seen Lenore the cute little dead girl?

~ Bobo


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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:her and Emily Strange went into business together makeing zonsters.


why do they call it grilled cheese when you actualy fry it?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:Because the voices told them to.
How long is a piece of string?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:its as long as ur wrist to your armpit, if your using it for a poi string that is

why is british weather so unpredictable?


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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:because it's British ubbloco

is what you see really real?

~ Bobo


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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:no, you just think what you are seeing is real! It's actualy a fiment of your amigination wich manifests it's self into reality some how!?!


Why does ela like listening to VT radio?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:because you apparently you sing (???) Duh tongue

why is it so HOT in here??

~ Bobo


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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:cause the heat is on

how do the "do not walk on the grass" signs get in the middle of the grass?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Yard gnomes put them there by burrowing under it.

Why do some people beleive that happy hardcore is only good for brainwashing?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:They've been brainwashed

Why can't I sleep?


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bender
still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:because i am sitting on your chest!

anyone got the time? confused


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:It is time for breakfast biggrin

Why is chocolate so addictive? ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Kytten
Kytten

member
Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because it taste's so good (personally I don't like chocolate)

There are two saying's "love at first sight" and "love is blinding" so if love is blinding that how can you fall in love with someone when you first see them??? Please I have been wondering that for ages I NEED AN ANSWER frown


You bastard!

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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:erm... *thinks*

well its like this...

imagine love is the sun, you look a it and you go blind.
so you see it once, then go blind. think its like that.

how do you make a spaceship?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:With some old egg cartons and some sticky back plastic and a selection of lentils!

Why does my hair hurt?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:It's not actually hair! It's little snakes like Medusa had!!!

How do you know when it's time to poke the pidgeon?

biggrin I like this thread, two thumbs fresh!


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:When it stops moving

why can I see the sun out when it's supposed to be raining?

~ Bobo


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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:because all weathermen are employed by alien overlords to fool us into wearing too little clothes when it rains and to many clothes when its nice and scorchy hot!

why is my office painted brown all over?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Wizz
-er-pops
Location: UK
Member Since: 19th Sep 2003
Total posts: 206
Posted:because it was a cheap job lot

why am i so paranoid?


Poi... it's an obsession.

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:Because the paranoia faries like you

Did you know I have an orange mug? ubbidea

~ Bobo


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