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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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k


Total posts: 182
Posted:shes busy and i ordered anchovies not brain. oh well..... *eats*


does anyone else want a bite? footinmouth


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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:no thankies, but I think I'll order pizza.

Anyone want some?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Total posts: 182
Posted:nah just had chinese.. and brain.

is that you in the avatar?


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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:yes it is indeedy biggrin

Why do you ask this?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Total posts: 182
Posted:eet ees very preety.

will you be my friend ubblove


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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Of course ubbangel

But will you be mine?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Total posts: 182
Posted:yes yes yes yes yes hug2

but you are a dragon and i am a small fungal snack sized buddy.

I've heard dragons have a habbit of accidentally eating people. Do you promise not to eat me? redface


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native
SILVER Member since Jun 2004

native

sleeping with angels
Location: anaheim CA usa

Total posts: 508
Posted:

she will eat you its her job


have every one seen my new pics in the gallery?


SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Yes



And what makes you (mageshroom) think i will eat you? Don't you know Pink Dragons don't like eating mushrooms? (2 questions ubbangel)

hug2

EDITED_BY: Pink...? (1088888486)


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Total posts: 182
Posted:I had no idea that dragons dn't like eating mushrooms. Its good news all round biggrin

Do dragons just eat young virgins tied to rocks then? ubbidea


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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Perhaps.





Do crackers matter?


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:yes mageshroom I'll be your friend.

I shouldn't think mushrooms taste too nice to dragons.

What do you think?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:as i dragon i will say that i think mushrooms taste quite nice indeed. however not fried mushrooms. they are icky. and for the record; i dont eat virgins tied to rocks. sorry, but if you have some virgins you want disposed of, i will pass them along to my friend the necromancer.

why do my feet smell?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rossco


Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire

Total posts: 434
Posted:because you went paddling in the bog of eternal stench!

Why am i still unable to focus my eyes properly?

(and i know other ways you could dispose of virgins rogue that doesnt involve necromancers, just a few minutes of your time) wink hug


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:because you have drunk too much of the funny clear spirit you mistook for water

Why is it that I have a morbid fascination with road kill?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Total posts: 319
Posted:Because in a past life you were a vulture.
Why did so many interesting things happen while I was in California, and nothing ever does when I'm actually home?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:because that's what is known as sod's law biggrin

Why am I eating chocolate cake for breakfast?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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andythepoi


andythepoi

addict
Location: manchester, uk

Total posts: 508
Posted:cos it's a decadent treat n yer in the mood to spoil yaself

why if oranges are called oranges and greens are greens arnt bananas called yellows?


It's smashing to be back x

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:"bananna" means yellow in a mountain dialect of kalqui

why is canberra so boring?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:I have no idea at all.

Why is it that these women on these fashion adverts look so freaking clueless?


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Because they are?

What is 1 + 1?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:more than you started with wink

If pink..? is the mistress of pink....who is the master?


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Total posts: 182
Posted:Mr Blobby!!!


how do you help a tortoise with constipation?


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:not a stupid answer...well it is but its actually true according to the Tortoise Trust

Constipation: Soak the tortoise in a bath of tepid water for 30 minutes, with the water level just covering the plastron. If this does not work, consult your veterinarian for advice. This condition is almost invariably the result of poor dietary management. Increase fibre intake substantially. Laxatives commonly used are liquid parafin and lactulose. Dandelion root added to feed will often work here too.

Do all sheep go "Baaa" no matter what language you speak?


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Posted:yes... except the french ones who go Bah!

thanks for the tortoise answer, I gave hermes a bath today but he wasnt giving me any [censored] (so to speak) his diets fine but it is lacking in dandelion root. Ill dig some out of the cupboard.

Is it weird to have a cupboard full of herbal remedies and jars of Dandelion root, or is it just plain sensible ?


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:it weird you weirdo! wink

Is mage weird or not weird?


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:he's not weird cause he has a tortoise wheeeee!

And I though French sheep went Le Bah? biggrin


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:they do.

but do they have wooly armpits or hairy armpits?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Trillian
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

Total posts: 319
Posted:Mais oui!
What's the difference between a duck?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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Seraphire


Seraphire

HoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
Location: Under your stairs

Total posts: 270
Posted:How many Table-lamp enchanting Pesto pots its tried to sick over its head.

Did any of that make sence and how?


Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

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