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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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blackchai_izzy
stranger

Member Since: 31st Aug 2008
Total posts: 2
Posted:only on a sunday.


why only on a sunday???


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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:because you said so.

is it autumn?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:only in the uk everywhere else its the fall

does everything fall in the fall ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Well the clocks fall back.

What are Hundreds and Thousends called when you get to the end of thr packet and theres only a few left?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:sprinkles

why is the weather so bad when I want to practise fire eating?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz the weatherman thinks that it's a bad idea

Why should i care what the weatherman says?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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pinkboot
pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 269
Posted:because the weather man says it's raining!

why does lindt chocolate never come in a big enough bar?


I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because it fancies a more intimate setting, like a country pub!

Why is The Last Waltz DVD by The Band so damn good?!


hug

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:don't know , never heard of them

why have i never heard of them ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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pinkboot
pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 269
Posted:because neither have we!

why does cat food taste so good to cats?


I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:Because cats don't have good taste in foods!

Why do people think about penguins when I ask this question?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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pinkboot
pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 269
Posted:because penguins are so cute!

why are gay men either so pretty or so damn not?


I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:thats life!

Why can't I wait till I get my poi?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:Because you've removed the word patience from your dictionary!

Why is the light in an optical mouse red?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:to match its eyes

why did it freak me out that the first song by the band at the pub was a song by The Band ?


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because I am watching you.

What do you think of that?


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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:I don't think!

Where does the word 'reflection' come from?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:The mouth, usually.

Why are floppy disks hard?


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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:Because they're made of plastic!

What does a squirrel do when he's trapped in a New York taxi cab?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:go nuts!

How many poi spinners does it take to change a lightbulb?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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pinkboot
pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 269
Posted:why do we need a light bulb when we have fire?

why is pink called pink?


I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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CPlater1
CPlater1

newbie
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni
Member Since: 25th Aug 2008
Total posts: 28
Posted:because yellow was already taken.

why does it rain when I step out of the house, but when I'm tidying my bedroom it's fine?


If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!

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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:Because they don't want you setting yourself on fire outside the house!

When will they invent a machine that can teleport people?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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fake teeth and glue
fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 1972
Posted:they have, its called a teleportation machine, nobody has made one yet though.

why does my tea not have a biscuit in it?


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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bodhisattva
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax
Member Since: 1st Jun 2008
Total posts: 366
Posted:because it goes soggy

why do i always drink to much pear cider ? beerchug


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:Because it's good stuff!

Why should I get the Absinthe right about now?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Coz then you can finish drinking the bottle sooner.

Who?What?Where?When?Why?...and How?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Jareth
Jareth

Fire Arts Dabbler
Location: Netherlands, Brabant, Uden
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:42!

Where did my sanity go?


Real name: Sjors
Gender: Male
Age: Almost 22
Location: Uden, the Netherlands (when not on the road)
Disciplines: (Fire)Poi, Firebreathing, Diabolo
Learning: Staff

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:downstairs to get a snack.

I seem to have lost my marbles. Have you seen them anywhere around?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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WiccanChica
The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA
Member Since: 2nd Aug 2008
Total posts: 147
Posted:Because red it the color instantly assumed when the word Rose occurs.

did that even make since?


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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