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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
nope! i think i had corn on the cub!


Why can't Coyote win over Road runner?

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Bear1970SILVER Member
Huggy Tart
233 posts
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom


Posted:
He can! He just likes to play with his food! wink

Is it really a good idea to encourage Jeremy Clarkson to go into politics and become Prime Minister?

I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Well, it'll make the scandalous headlines more interesting...

Is it Duck Season or Wabbit Season?

Just a dancer in the dark


DaniMart2005BRONZE Member
stranger
1 post
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada


Posted:
doesn't matter.....because either way Elmer Phud is going to kill you!

If Dr.Who, Kernal Samantha Carter, Q, and an Ewok all meet in the same room, what would they talk about?

When contemplating life, time, the universe, and everything, the best advice I can give you is to not even try!

Trust me on that, I am a Time Lord!

.....And the answer is NOT 42!!!!!


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
They would talk about how to freaking fire the Laser!


Can you use urine to extinguish fire?

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
only superman can do that im afraid but he has fail comared to batman sooo....

How much wood CAN a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could cuck wood?

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
None, stating that 'if a wood chuck could c(h)uck wood' implies that it currently cannot and your question used the term 'can' rather than 'could' and as such the answer is none.

I can has cheezburger?

hug


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
no but you mayhap to have wilobeen goointo foeaten one yestermorrow

can geeses fly?

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Yeeses.

If Peter Piper had a peck of pickled pepper, then where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Pipper picked?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Maybe there hidden in the same place you have been hiding.

Why is it so easy to lead a horse to water yet so hard to make it sink?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Raoul_HagenbeekGOLD Member
Pyromancer extraordinair
88 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
Because you should giv it concrede tennisshoes first.

If wilma and winny where the same age, and jennifer was 3 years older, but 5 years younger then bill, how much older woul bill be then Albert who is 2 years younger then winny?

What is life, without a little risk!


JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Before or after the peppers peter piper picked are picked over by the people of Pepper Peak Planes?

Don't mind me, just passing through.


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Well, if Wilma and Winny are X years old... Jenny is x+3, making bill x+8. Albert is x-2

So Bill is (x+8)-(x-2)

Who do ducks see if they have a mental health problem?

hug


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Most ducks I know don't bother. Most the therapists they know are quacks.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Just a dancer in the dark


HawkfeatherJYNothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America


Posted:
Most certainly! Yummy!

If you had telipathic powers, Would you use you mind to spin poi??

Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Is the pope a catholic?

Is the pope a catholic?

hug


HawkfeatherJYNothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America


Posted:
LOL I think so..

If I told you you had a beautiful body, Would You hold it Against me? lol

Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~


Raoul_HagenbeekGOLD Member
Pyromancer extraordinair
88 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
I'd say, Most of it is covered in clothing so you can't even see it.

Why do deers freeze when they see headlights coming towards them?
EDITED_BY: Raoul_Hagenbeek (1249290531)

What is life, without a little risk!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
they were told to always pose for the camera

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Just a dancer in the dark


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
depends if your thinking about the fact that i forgot the key to my desk drawer and now i can get to my hula hops or my cookies

If a paperclip was to say hi to you would you:
A, smash it in the mouth
B, RAWR
C, say hi back in a sarcastic and demeaning manner

if life is for love then to love is to live
-
a quote from me!
-
god i love me
-
and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
-
YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
-
oh and by the way you just lost the game


NeverDollNew and Improved!
16 posts
Location: Fargo, North Dakota


Posted:
D. None of the above. I would put it on display and tour with the worlds only talking paperclip.


Where have all the cowboys gone?

Love All, Trust Few, Do Harm To None.


HawkfeatherJYNothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America


Posted:
I hid them here in oklahoma... LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
to fufill restrictive social obligations.

What do Vegan Zombies eat?

Just a dancer in the dark


HawkfeatherJYNothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America


Posted:
Coliflower, Cause it looks Like brains.

How can people eat Insects? Yuck!

Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Dunno myself, although that's always bugged me.

Cookie?

Just a dancer in the dark


Raoul_HagenbeekGOLD Member
Pyromancer extraordinair
88 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
No thank you, I'm on a diet

Why do monkeys flee each other, but not themselves?

What is life, without a little risk!


Circe2000stranger
2 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
Illuminati programmed them that way.

Who let the dogs out?

Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
The penguin king.

how many noses would it take to form a government?

if life is for love then to love is to live
-
a quote from me!
-
god i love me
-
and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
-
YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
-
oh and by the way you just lost the game


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
0

Politic stink

Would you expect the spanish inquisition?

Just a dancer in the dark


Raoul_HagenbeekGOLD Member
Pyromancer extraordinair
88 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
Si, pero solo para los HOPpers, que no peuden hablar espaol

If satan is an angel that fell, then why does he still have wings?

What is life, without a little risk!


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