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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
Because whoever ate all the pies wont have a six pack! ubblol

How late is too late?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
forever and a day

Why are Nalgene bottles so indestructible?

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because they are made of a titanium/custard alloy!

Why, if water is clear, do things get darker when they are wet? umm

(wickedpixie, you need to spin at the top of constitution hill at 4 in the morning and a storm a brewing! biggrin i'll give you a pound if you get the wicks lit.

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Because water is really a parasite that makes everything it touches darker.

But why is the rum gone?

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
i gave it to my cat when it said it wanted toothpaste



why can i cross my big toe over my other toes only on my left foot?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Because your right foot does not have time for frivolity's!

Why did a ferret invade my dreams last night?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Because...

No. I am not going to speculate as to what on God's Green Earth you were doing with a ferret yesterday.

Where do they do the colonoscopies?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
In the place where I put that thing that time.

Why won't my dog stop barking at the phone books on my porch???

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
they arnt phone books, they are an alien invasion force smile

can pencils die?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
yes,but you have to chew off their erasers.

why do some naturaly beautiful women think they are not pretty?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
society forced them into it redface

has anyone seen Lenore the cute little dead girl?

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
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_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
her and Emily Strange went into business together makeing zonsters.


why do they call it grilled cheese when you actualy fry it?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Because the voices told them to.
How long is a piece of string?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
its as long as ur wrist to your armpit, if your using it for a poi string that is

why is british weather so unpredictable?

OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because it's British ubbloco

is what you see really real?

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
no, you just think what you are seeing is real! It's actualy a fiment of your amigination wich manifests it's self into reality some how!?!


Why does ela like listening to VT radio?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
because you apparently you sing (???) Duh tongue

why is it so HOT in here??

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
cause the heat is on

how do the "do not walk on the grass" signs get in the middle of the grass?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Yard gnomes put them there by burrowing under it.

Why do some people beleive that happy hardcore is only good for brainwashing?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
They've been brainwashed

Why can't I sleep?

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
because i am sitting on your chest!

anyone got the time? confused

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
It is time for breakfast biggrin

Why is chocolate so addictive? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because it taste's so good (personally I don't like chocolate)

There are two saying's "love at first sight" and "love is blinding" so if love is blinding that how can you fall in love with someone when you first see them??? Please I have been wondering that for ages I NEED AN ANSWER frown

You bastard!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
erm... *thinks*

well its like this...

imagine love is the sun, you look a it and you go blind.
so you see it once, then go blind. think its like that.

how do you make a spaceship?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
With some old egg cartons and some sticky back plastic and a selection of lentils!

Why does my hair hurt?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
It's not actually hair! It's little snakes like Medusa had!!!

How do you know when it's time to poke the pidgeon?

biggrin I like this thread, two thumbs fresh!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
When it stops moving

why can I see the sun out when it's supposed to be raining?

~ Bobo

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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
because all weathermen are employed by alien overlords to fool us into wearing too little clothes when it rains and to many clothes when its nice and scorchy hot!

why is my office painted brown all over?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
because it was a cheap job lot

why am i so paranoid?

Poi... it's an obsession.


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Because the paranoia faries like you

Did you know I have an orange mug? ubbidea

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


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