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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
That's a good question.

Why are the front of my pants always wet after using the little boys room?

Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because you turned the tap on too hard to begin with...

Why is the social component of the forum more active than the technical?

hug


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Probably because of me, Mr Majestic and Poje.

How come it took me four shots to correctly spell Poje?

Kupo!


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Four letters.

Which end of the rainbow is the pot of gold?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Re Defystranger
13 posts
Location: Brighton


Posted:
Neither, i got there first... but there was only enough for a couple of beers!

Why is beer so expensive these days?

They said I was mad, I said they were mad, they out-numbered me!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
All the bubbles cause a lot of inflation... at least it tends to inflate my belly.

Oh gosh... why has it been so long since I've done any poi?!

hug


Re Defystranger
13 posts
Location: Brighton


Posted:
Lazy? Arms eaten by a bear? Got lost in a bubble?... are the most likely answers...

Why am i doing this rather than the things i need to do?

They said I was mad, I said they were mad, they out-numbered me!


bocobuzzBRONZE Member
member
1 post
Location: naas, co.kildare ,Ireland


Posted:
because answering rasndom questions is more fun!!!!!!!!!!!

How has this post conuinued for 5 years?

astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Well, they are archived, but thread with no topical relevance are often easier to keep alive.

Why are maths puzzles more fun than maths coursework?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Re Defystranger
13 posts
Location: Brighton


Posted:
Maths puzzles you do out of choice, coursework is necessary...

What's going on behind those glazed eyes of yours?

They said I was mad, I said they were mad, they out-numbered me!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"Damn, where is he?! How does he know the state of my eyes?!"

Which actually serves as a question too.

Kupo!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Because you forgot to turn the webcam off.

Argh! Why does Nethack keep killing me?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


johndhaiveGOLD Member
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines


Posted:
Who is Nethack by the way?

What is the difference between a man who fell down from the second floor and the man who fell from the tenth floor?

Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
The man who fell from the tenth floor was pushed, the man who fell from the 2nd floor jumped out to try and catch him

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just a dancer in the dark


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
They get tradies to do it - but they go over budget and past the deadline.

Why am I so indecisive?

Kupo!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because you're young and full of vinegar.

Also, since astons question didn't really get answered I'll answer it! grin

Its because he's made of dried beef and your pockets are full of ham.

Why can't it ever be simple with exes?

hug


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because after an x there's always the Y.

Why do you hold a spoon with your right hand yet you always hold a fork with your left?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
it's the right thing to do, people who try to be original just end up feeling left out.

Why is it that I went to the trouble of walking around town for an hour looking for a spin-meet that seems to have not happened?

Just a dancer in the dark


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
wrong town

if one was to climb a building (that was upside down so you'd be going towards the ground seeing as thats where the top is) (or at least was when you started climbing) whereupon a duck flew at your head and said "what ho a melon baller?" then how could jesus roll a log into a town houses elcetricity meter on chinese new year?

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


CrazyMeBRONZE Member
stranger
22 posts
Location: Ontario, Canada, Toronto


Posted:
the same way the computerized fork ate the pear...by swimming around for hours untill it eventully evaporated into the clouds and zapped a hour hence winding up in the electrical meter and sitting there untill the percise time of the chinese new year when he jumped out to do teh chicken dance while spinning a pretty staff casue he rolls like dat tongue2

Now will someone please tell me why my utensils are fighting...i got a spoon and a fork going at it and the spork is crying....0_o

Pie Cake Spork Avocado Guacamole Cheese Cake FIRE!


Bear1970SILVER Member
Huggy Tart
233 posts
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom


Posted:
Spiritual differences - it's a religion thing!! Happens the world over!!

How much wood can that damn woodchuck chuck in an hour?

I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Roughly the same as the amount of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked.

Red lorry or yellow lorry?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Orange.

Why do people think that the rules of grammar and spelling no longer apply to them?

Kupo!


Bear1970SILVER Member
Huggy Tart
233 posts
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mostly I think it's because they never really learnt them!! wink

Or they are so used to texting and having to shorten their words to fit in with 140 characters (or whatever it is) that they forget they can type whole sentences on t'internet and not worry about the number!! For myself, my excess use of !! is just bad habit! lol

Are squirrels the cute fluffy amusing little creatures everyone believes they are, or are they really just gangs of clever little thugs looking to intimidate us into giving them stuff? grin

I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
Neither they own tesco's

in their natural habitat do FLAPjacks have wings?

if life is for love then to love is to live
-
a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
-
YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


Bear1970SILVER Member
Huggy Tart
233 posts
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom


Posted:
No, they're just easily unsettled!! wink

Half a pound of tuppeny rice and half a pound of treacle...... what the hell does that make?

I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
Weasel flavored popsicles.

If you normally find seeds in pears, how come there were 5 in my apple just now?

Just a dancer in the dark


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Because Mama Celeste left her favourite vest in her car, so she had to swim three miles and eat a crate of limousines to make sure the black magician didn't overtake a peacock driving a Volvo.


Did we ever discover precisely who was the gentleman or gentleress that may or may not have let one more dogs out on at least one occaision might have happened to have been?

hug


Bear1970SILVER Member
Huggy Tart
233 posts
Location: Londinium, United Kingdom


Posted:
No, I suspect it was the weasels as part of the badger propaganda machine against the forest Queen's minions!

Did the dinosaurs really die out or did someone just put them back in the cupboard?

I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
They took an extraterrestrial holiday and forgot the way back

Did the butler do it?

Just a dancer in the dark



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