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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Fun Key Bay Bee
Fun Key Bay Bee

F'shoo!

Member Since: 22nd Mar 2009
Total posts: 69
Posted:That's a good question.

Why are the front of my pants always wet after using the little boys room?


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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because you turned the tap on too hard to begin with...

Why is the social component of the forum more active than the technical?


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Probably because of me, Mr Majestic and Poje.

How come it took me four shots to correctly spell Poje?


Kupo!

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Four letters.

Which end of the rainbow is the pot of gold?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Re Defy
Re Defy

stranger
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 15th Jun 2009
Total posts: 13
Posted:Neither, i got there first... but there was only enough for a couple of beers!

Why is beer so expensive these days?


They said I was mad, I said they were mad, they out-numbered me!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:All the bubbles cause a lot of inflation... at least it tends to inflate my belly.

Oh gosh... why has it been so long since I've done any poi?!


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stranger
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 15th Jun 2009
Total posts: 13
Posted:Lazy? Arms eaten by a bear? Got lost in a bubble?... are the most likely answers...

Why am i doing this rather than the things i need to do?


They said I was mad, I said they were mad, they out-numbered me!

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bocobuzz
member
Location: naas, co.kildare ,Ireland
Member Since: 4th May 2009
Total posts: 1
Posted:because answering rasndom questions is more fun!!!!!!!!!!!

How has this post conuinued for 5 years?


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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Well, they are archived, but thread with no topical relevance are often easier to keep alive.

Why are maths puzzles more fun than maths coursework?


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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stranger
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 15th Jun 2009
Total posts: 13
Posted:Maths puzzles you do out of choice, coursework is necessary...

What's going on behind those glazed eyes of yours?


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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:"Damn, where is he?! How does he know the state of my eyes?!"

Which actually serves as a question too.


Kupo!

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Because you forgot to turn the webcam off.

Argh! Why does Nethack keep killing me?


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:Who is Nethack by the way?

What is the difference between a man who fell down from the second floor and the man who fell from the tenth floor?


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:The man who fell from the tenth floor was pushed, the man who fell from the 2nd floor jumped out to try and catch him

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?


Just a dancer in the dark

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:They get tradies to do it - but they go over budget and past the deadline.

Why am I so indecisive?


Kupo!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because you're young and full of vinegar.

Also, since astons question didn't really get answered I'll answer it! grin

Its because he's made of dried beef and your pockets are full of ham.

Why can't it ever be simple with exes?


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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Because after an x there's always the Y.

Why do you hold a spoon with your right hand yet you always hold a fork with your left?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:it's the right thing to do, people who try to be original just end up feeling left out.

Why is it that I went to the trouble of walking around town for an hour looking for a spin-meet that seems to have not happened?


Just a dancer in the dark

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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:wrong town

if one was to climb a building (that was upside down so you'd be going towards the ground seeing as thats where the top is) (or at least was when you started climbing) whereupon a duck flew at your head and said "what ho a melon baller?" then how could jesus roll a log into a town houses elcetricity meter on chinese new year?


if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game

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CrazyMe
stranger
Location: Ontario, Canada, Toronto
Member Since: 9th Jul 2009
Total posts: 22
Posted:the same way the computerized fork ate the pear...by swimming around for hours untill it eventully evaporated into the clouds and zapped a hour hence winding up in the electrical meter and sitting there untill the percise time of the chinese new year when he jumped out to do teh chicken dance while spinning a pretty staff casue he rolls like dat tongue2

Now will someone please tell me why my utensils are fighting...i got a spoon and a fork going at it and the spork is crying....0_o


Pie Cake Spork Avocado Guacamole Cheese Cake FIRE!

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Bear1970
Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium
Member Since: 29th May 2009
Total posts: 233
Posted:Spiritual differences - it's a religion thing!! Happens the world over!!

How much wood can that damn woodchuck chuck in an hour?


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Roughly the same as the amount of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked.

Red lorry or yellow lorry?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Orange.

Why do people think that the rules of grammar and spelling no longer apply to them?


Kupo!

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Bear1970
Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium
Member Since: 29th May 2009
Total posts: 233
Posted:Mostly I think it's because they never really learnt them!! wink

Or they are so used to texting and having to shorten their words to fit in with 140 characters (or whatever it is) that they forget they can type whole sentences on t'internet and not worry about the number!! For myself, my excess use of !! is just bad habit! lol

Are squirrels the cute fluffy amusing little creatures everyone believes they are, or are they really just gangs of clever little thugs looking to intimidate us into giving them stuff? grin


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:Neither they own tesco's

in their natural habitat do FLAPjacks have wings?


if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game

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Bear1970
Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium
Member Since: 29th May 2009
Total posts: 233
Posted:No, they're just easily unsettled!! wink

Half a pound of tuppeny rice and half a pound of treacle...... what the hell does that make?


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Weasel flavored popsicles.

If you normally find seeds in pears, how come there were 5 in my apple just now?


Just a dancer in the dark

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Because Mama Celeste left her favourite vest in her car, so she had to swim three miles and eat a crate of limousines to make sure the black magician didn't overtake a peacock driving a Volvo.


Did we ever discover precisely who was the gentleman or gentleress that may or may not have let one more dogs out on at least one occaision might have happened to have been?


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Bear1970
Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium
Member Since: 29th May 2009
Total posts: 233
Posted:No, I suspect it was the weasels as part of the badger propaganda machine against the forest Queen's minions!

Did the dinosaurs really die out or did someone just put them back in the cupboard?


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:They took an extraterrestrial holiday and forgot the way back

Did the butler do it?


Just a dancer in the dark

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