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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is Poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I got da beef! It's running round my garden going oooooo cuz I chopped it's lips off!! eek

How long is that peice of damned string?

Let's relight this forum ubblove


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
as long as i say it is god damn it! wink

Whos bright idea was it to invent the concept of money?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
two times it's half.

where do all the biros go?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
if they are good biros they go to heaven, if they are bad then to hell.
and banks invented money, that is why they have so much.

Is there such a thing as a fishspoon?

Poi... it's an obsession.


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
no, but i own an eel fork.


does santa know the tooth fairy? and does mrs clause know?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
yes but only when 2 fish lie down really close to each other. wink

can someone tell what drink i should get outta the vending machine??

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ya get sprite

what's the speed of dark?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
the speed of the retreating light

What is in a hot dog?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
probably a lot of coals or tabasco sauce

why is the sky blue?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
God wanted to compliment my excellent guitar

or

its the only color that can get through the atmosphere n stuff

why are the smilies called graemlins?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
because they are to cute to be called gremlins. biggrin


where is the jug of kero i bought the other day?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
in your closet, or pantry, or fridge, or under the bed, or something

Is kero sposed to be bright blue?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
sure why not?

can that be my question?

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
nup.

whats a silly question i can ask?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
why dont monkeys fly?



where is the list of homework i have to do this weekend?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
in your bag, or diary or something like that.

is it ok to answer a question with a question? if so, which one do you answer?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


tiamat_22580I will kill all mods
210 posts
Location: mods suck


Posted:
you answer the one thats rightly yours

how do you skin a television after hunting it?


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
With a spork
Why is an orange?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Because there is no other way to be. wink

Why is the meaning of life a number??

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
So that we still won't understand it. Stupid math.

Why do pain killers never work?

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Because pain always comes back to life!

Why is red wine red?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


erikaMishBRONZE Member
member
33 posts
Location: washington d.c., USA


Posted:
it's not really red... it's the color of grapes cause it's made from grapes. that's why there are different colors of wines, like different colors of grapes! ok, i don't know what i'm talking about anymore.
anywho... it's april 26th for most of you right now, but some of us are still living in april 25th. that's like... whoa... everytime i travel the time change freaks me out... like i'm loosing time or something.
i can't think of a stupid question!!! oh, i know...
why is it that i can say stupid things with ease, but find it hard to ASK stupid things?

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because the stupid question cortex in your brain is malfunctioning, and we must operate on it with a herring.

Should i try to make it to the park tonight for a firetwirling session?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
no <---stupid answer therefore HELL YEAH!!

should i be a good girl for my boss since he bent over backward to give me this weekend off for beltane?

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
yeh, its always nice to be nice biggrin

is my colour green the same as everyone else's colour green?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


jimmy realmember
9 posts
Location: Southampton-ish


Posted:
if it looks this colour then sure thing but then if it looks blue then maybe not, however, it could be a blusih green or maybe a lellowy green or maybe even a tuquasey kinda thing green tis a mystery, eat fish, helps brain power.

would metal work if it were made of rubber?

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
if you could get it really hard, and shiny, and conductive, and all the other things metal is, then yeah. but that would make it metal, i think

do you think that would make rubber metal?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
yes, and then we could all have rubber metal chickens.


do you believe that chickens snore?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
maybe

that dont help much, does it?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
no


what would your last words be?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


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