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Location: inside your head
Okay, this is simple
all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.
Why is poi
so cool?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
The brown stuff that I found the string on.
When I was 10 my goldfish suddenly got smaller and changed colour slightly. Why?
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Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA
because you aren't supposed to pee in the water.
where is that thing I was looking for?
What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
over there, next to that thing you lost but didnt care about
why?
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
i beat my inner child
184 posts
Location: manchester UK
i dont understand, "why" what?
--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
because y has a curly tail...
who ate the cheese?
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
It wasnt me!
Why are u accusing me? *runs away in guilt*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
because you look guilty...
why did u do it? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
neither do i, do you?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
HoP Star Wars Aficionado
183 posts
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA
Yes, yes I do. *shiftyeyes* Who's got that video?
~Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
i beat my inner child
184 posts
Location: manchester UK
not me, can i have the video?
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--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
u wudnt like it
has the mystery been solved yet? *brushes crumbs from mouth*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
there was never no mystery.
how come you're so confused about this?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because i have the IQ of a dyslexic shoelace with a frontal lobotomy
why are hobbit feet hairy?
Quid Pro Quo
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
to camouflage against their fathers backs.
why is the farmer in the del?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because he can be
why do things go missing when you need them?
Quid Pro Quo
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
because they rock and roll all night and party everyday
how come my cat cant walk on my stilts?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because you haven't trained it well enough
why do the gremlins live under my bed?
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
because you keep using the toaster
why do people run from me
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
because your head looks like a pineapple.. they're going to go and get their juicers and smoothie makers...
why do smoothies taste so good with mango?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
because it rearanges to 'go, man'
whys the sky blue?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
because they ran out of purple paint
why is the grass green?
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
because of the purple maneating pelican of doom had a historectomy.
What is the meaning of life?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
pancakes
what is the meaning of the life of an oopa loopa (sp?)
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
banana splits
why do cows go 'moo'?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
because they cant say coconuts
what will happen if i slap a watermellon monotonously for 7 hours?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
it would turn blue.
how do you think the world will end?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
it will end fast, and soon.
how many ppl will survive the coming holocaust?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
80 posts
Location: Greece-Samos-Athens
all the Hoppers
why dont you think pink?
"For once there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes,
a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream, a land where all things are perfect and poisonous."
"Put out the torches! Hide the moon! Hide the stars!"
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
because we do blue
why am i covered in paint (really i am)?
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
because its sassy.
whats up with clowns?
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
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