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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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duballstar
duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 2216
Posted:it's not. it's hot.... wink

how can pigs fly? confused


It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:By sprouting little wings when something impossible is said.

Why can you never find two matching socks when you really need to?


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:because the washing machine monster eats them!

why does time fly when you're having fun?


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Because somewhere, some time, someone feels like screwing you over, and their will is being done

Why do i feel so pessimistic today?


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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:Because it's wet.

Why can't you buy turkey eggs? umm


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:You can, i bought some in Africa. They're tasty

why is this forum so popular? ( i started it three minutes ago)


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Because we're all a little stupid.

Why is the sky blue?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:Lol!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:because you're in such a rush that you didn't answer mine.



When do fish sleep?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Because you already asked ur good questions

why does my boss hate me?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:um, it's grey here. So your's is blue cause there's no clouds in it.

Is coffee a vegetable?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Yes

why do people keep answering the questions of people who are not right above them?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

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Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:Same time posts.

Where did I put my lighter?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:check under the pillows of the sofa.

Where did I put my brain?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:In a large jam jar.

Why is Luxembourg so small?


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:What brain? wink (sorry, couldn't resist that one!)

How many ways are there to skin a cat?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Red_RaveN
Neo - Hippie
Location: Sala, Slovakia
Member Since: 8th Jun 2003
Total posts: 358
Posted:umm.. have you ever had one..?: o)

What..?


Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.

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Twisthem488
Twisthem488

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Location: USA
Member Since: 27th Jan 2004
Total posts: 187
Posted:what not.

do the ninja turtles smell like sewer?


Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

member
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:no, they smell like turtles.

To be or not to be?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:To be!



How many chickens are there in England?

EDITED_BY: Beth (1081616416)


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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wickedpixie
wickedpixie

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Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Member Since: 31st Jan 2003
Total posts: 70
Posted:um, lots!

Where is the holy grail?


NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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duballstar
duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 2216
Posted:in some lucky kid's easter egg! biggrin

how long is a jiffy?


It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:As long as it takes to pop

Why can't I think of a stupid question??

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:because your such a sensible person, na, wait... thats not right....
ah stupid anqswer IT WORKS!

How did Tigger learn he could bounce?


random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:because your stupid. but if ur stupid you would be able to think of a question, so u must be smart. smile

why does time go sooooooo slooooow when i m at work?


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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:because it's a waste of time??

Why would you put mousse in your hair? when chocolate, it's all yummi and stuff...

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:because youre hair has chocolate deficency and will grow legs otherwise ubbangel

why dose the sun come up?


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:So it can go down again.

Who decided brushes were daft?


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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polythene
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Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:me!

Why are cheesy zombie movies so great?


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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trixy
trixy

member
Location: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upo...
Member Since: 31st Aug 2003
Total posts: 100
Posted:because they contain no artificial colourings.

why are there no vegan simpson easter eggs this year?

luv trixy ubbangel


THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.

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