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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:I got da beef! It's running round my garden going oooooo cuz I chopped it's lips off!! eek

How long is that peice of damned string?


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:as long as i say it is god damn it! wink

Whos bright idea was it to invent the concept of money?


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:two times it's half.

where do all the biros go?


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Wizz
-er-pops
Location: UK
Member Since: 19th Sep 2003
Total posts: 206
Posted:if they are good biros they go to heaven, if they are bad then to hell.
and banks invented money, that is why they have so much.

Is there such a thing as a fishspoon?


Poi... it's an obsession.

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:no, but i own an eel fork.


does santa know the tooth fairy? and does mrs clause know?


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:yes but only when 2 fish lie down really close to each other. wink

can someone tell what drink i should get outta the vending machine??


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:ya get sprite

what's the speed of dark?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:the speed of the retreating light

What is in a hot dog?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:probably a lot of coals or tabasco sauce

why is the sky blue?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:God wanted to compliment my excellent guitar

or

its the only color that can get through the atmosphere n stuff

why are the smilies called graemlins?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:because they are to cute to be called gremlins. biggrin


where is the jug of kero i bought the other day?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:in your closet, or pantry, or fridge, or under the bed, or something

Is kero sposed to be bright blue?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:sure why not?

can that be my question?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:nup.

whats a silly question i can ask?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:why dont monkeys fly?



where is the list of homework i have to do this weekend?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:in your bag, or diary or something like that.

is it ok to answer a question with a question? if so, which one do you answer?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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tiamat_22580
tiamat_22580

I will kill all mods
Location: mods suck
Member Since: 7th Aug 2002
Total posts: 210
Posted:you answer the one thats rightly yours

how do you skin a television after hunting it?


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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:With a spork
Why is an orange?


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:Because there is no other way to be. wink

Why is the meaning of life a number??

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:So that we still won't understand it. Stupid math.

Why do pain killers never work?


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Because pain always comes back to life!

Why is red wine red?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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erikaMish
member
Location: washington d.c.
Member Since: 26th Apr 2004
Total posts: 33
Posted:it's not really red... it's the color of grapes cause it's made from grapes. that's why there are different colors of wines, like different colors of grapes! ok, i don't know what i'm talking about anymore.
anywho... it's april 26th for most of you right now, but some of us are still living in april 25th. that's like... whoa... everytime i travel the time change freaks me out... like i'm loosing time or something.
i can't think of a stupid question!!! oh, i know...
why is it that i can say stupid things with ease, but find it hard to ASK stupid things?


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:because the stupid question cortex in your brain is malfunctioning, and we must operate on it with a herring.

Should i try to make it to the park tonight for a firetwirling session?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Kit
veteran
Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:no <---stupid answer therefore HELL YEAH!!

should i be a good girl for my boss since he bent over backward to give me this weekend off for beltane?


random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:yeh, its always nice to be nice biggrin

is my colour green the same as everyone else's colour green?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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jimmy real
member
Location: Southampton-ish
Member Since: 17th Apr 2004
Total posts: 9
Posted:if it looks this colour then sure thing but then if it looks blue then maybe not, however, it could be a blusih green or maybe a lellowy green or maybe even a tuquasey kinda thing green tis a mystery, eat fish, helps brain power.

would metal work if it were made of rubber?


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:if you could get it really hard, and shiny, and conductive, and all the other things metal is, then yeah. but that would make it metal, i think

do you think that would make rubber metal?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:yes, and then we could all have rubber metal chickens.


do you believe that chickens snore?


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:maybe

that dont help much, does it?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:no


what would your last words be?


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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