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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Carninewbie
12 posts
Location: Canberra, ACT


Posted:
Because smart people don't watch tv.

Why do people get stage fright?

Bboy, juggler, tumbler staff spinner and general all round awesomness.

(modest too)


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
cause their psychology gets beat up by the little devil on their shoulder!

why can't a set of strings be maintained for more than a week without one of the glowsticks breaking and jizzing all over the place?

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


This_EnergyBRONZE Member
member
173 posts
Location: ridgefield, ct, USA


Posted:
because you suck.

why do you suck?

I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
because maybe he likes to suck?

What is the speed of a jizzing glowstick?

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
what do you mean? an african or a european jizzling glowstick?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
african jizzling glowsticks attract girraffes, and they can travel at about 60km an hour
this is so f.u.b.a.r.

why do rhinos and hippos become attracted to the particular green and blue jizzing glowstick?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
beacause they have that special kind of lens.


why do i have to go to school today?!?!?! frown

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Cause otherwise you will ave to work pinning for gold...

Where exsactly am i going to use the 6th derivitive of 4x + 98 in my life outside of calculus?

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I don't know! But after today I will never need to think about calculus again!

Why do schools have such a focus on maths, when really, being able to hold a conversation is far more important?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


littlemisshelennewbie
17 posts
Location: leicester


Posted:
are you a lemon?

mmm... flammable


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
but the 6th derivtive of that is 0. so is the second, third, fourth and fifth :P

am i too much of a nerd?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Not at all

Why doesn't my CD play on my computer?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Because its a computer and not a cd player!

Why is it so hard finding a stupid question to ask on this?!

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
cause everyones a wise guy/gal ubbloco

Why is it that as soon as you wash your car a dog either pees on its wheels or it rains?

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because murphy was an optimist.

green?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Large pink tokeing elephant you say?

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
im not sure.

can it fly?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
only if it eats those bulbus green mushrooms in the garden. dont you want me baby?

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i do, thats why i bidded on you



or did i?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't know

Does someone want to go and check?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
ok then

check what?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
To see that the kettle is on!

What else could it be? tongue

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
a saucepan.



why is it so hard to read 100 pages of machiavelli?! confused

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
its not hard , its difficult!

is it good to pick your nose ?

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
i was alway told it will make your nose cave in ubbloco

why doeent my fone want to send an txt messages to England?!grrrrr

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


dot.member
64 posts
Location: Po( i )land


Posted:
maybe it doesnt understand english any more wink

why do i have to ask stupid questions???

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...


This_EnergyBRONZE Member
member
173 posts
Location: ridgefield, ct, USA


Posted:
because you are a stupid person.
why are you so stupid

I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
because stupid is easier
or is it?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*bump*
yes it is biggrin
Has anyonbe seen my socks?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
you ate your socks.
why would you eat your socks?

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


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