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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nothing its a secondhand emotion.

Why can't i remember the stupid question i thought of this morning?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


TenFingersBradGOLD Member
Smeeeeg Heeeeeed
25 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because you have truly grown as a person since then, and are now beyond such things. <3



Does dropping off in your sleep count as dying sideways?

Much Heart.


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
..... Yes?

What IS a stupid question?

zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
There is no such thing as a stupid answer only a stupid question!


Why dont I have a hangover as I certainly drank enough last night??

From Within Chaos Comes Order


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
That.

What is that on your head?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Ask the band Nickelback.

Where's the I'm not drunk thread?

Kupo!


PuffSILVER Member
The Magic Dragon
134 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Third door on your left, just next to the laundry.

Do you think I can get away with this...?

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
NO! This is an absolute outrage. You will never live this down, Puff. I will hunt you til the ends of the earth?? Where is my tactical nuclear missle?

Wait... a more important question, where are my pants? I probably need those, too.

hug


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Probably in your cupboard - which I shipped to Puff to even the scales.

Since when was Honalee near Aukland?

Kupo!


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Since god did it.

Isn't Denmark where the dutch live?

PuffSILVER Member
The Magic Dragon
134 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
No, They live in my new cupboard.

Do you think we can keep a plotline going through this thread or not?

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
As long as the story remains stupid. Let's try.

Tim wakes up in the morning. He wet himself. What happens next?

Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Tim gets out of the shower, dons a blue and white striped towel and went briskly about the arduous task of getting dressed.

"Goddamn it, Lucille, where the hell am I supposed to find a pig for my breakfast?" He screamed as his black labrador.

hug


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
"Flying, don't forget your net!" She barked.

Tim forgot something while going to his plane, what was it?

Kupo!


zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
His net!! "God damn it!"
he exclaimed very loudly before swiftly returning home to pick up his net
"Got it, now what was I doing?"

From Within Chaos Comes Order


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Going skydiving.

But alas, he forgot his trousers. This, however, did not effect him one bit. However his skydiving partner. . . . ??

jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Lucille the labrador was freaked out, which is why blind people shouldn't go skydiving.

But luckily the landed on... I forget, what did they land on/in?

Kupo!


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Hard cement. He died. 7 years later he's reincarnated as:

Timmy was walking to school. Why were the people driving by him in their cars laughing at young Timmy?

ashgray2stranger
3 posts

Posted:
Do you think if the worm dies the worm will be wormed?
I don't get it can somebody answer my question?
If the worm will be wormed what will be the smell of the wormed worm. smile


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Baby Products, Family Travel

Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Are you suggesting Timmy's a worm?

Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I have a link I would LOVE to drop here but its not G rated.


It has to do with flatworms and chinese men tied to walls.

hug


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
What part of that is a question?

Kupo!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Hahah, I haven't been sleeping much, jarle. Gimme a break. ^_^

Why can't I think of a decent question?

hug


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
The questionable part.
Though frankly, it was all pretty questionable.


What were we talking about again?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


zyonchaosjourneyman
77 posts
Location: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be Lincoln, England (s...


Posted:
Life, liberty, fruit of the loom and flatworms apparently.

But surely the question is why flatworms and chinese men?

From Within Chaos Comes Order


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Gibby Haynes might be able to tell you.

I wonder who was in my room last night. Who the hell was in my bed? There must have been a body there I swear I smelled some flesh...

hug


Fun Key Bay BeeBRONZE Member
F'shoo!
69 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Yeah, I do that sometimes...

My toenails are getting long. Should I cut them?

Live_in_a_spinBRONZE Member
Dude where's my Poi?
383 posts
Location: neather here nor there, United Kingdom


Posted:
Not without there pemision.

What happened to Timmy?

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I think he slipped on a worm in the shower and hasn't quite woken up yet.

When should I have another cup of tea??

hug


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Before you have a second cup.

Why can't all my customers be as nice as the ones last night?

Kupo!


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